apafanted
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apafanted adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep the evening's separate domestic arrangements from joining together on the sofa. Refugio was apafanted, combining cushions, blankets and two remote controls into one nest. apagoged (/ˈæ.pə.ɡəʊ.d͡ʒid/) adj. Of a drinker who has made the contrary position so absurd that the kitchen accepts another round. Kristoffer was apagoged and proved that going to bed was impossible without first making toast.
apahacked adj. Describing a drinker who produces prolific household bulletins, chiefly about the neglected washing-up. Saylem was apahacked and issued three kitchen circulars before finding the sofa. apalaed adj. A drinker who turns the kitchen into a percussion section, using pans, cupboards and the draining board. Shadreka was apalaed and accompanied the kettle with a saucepan and two wooden spoons. apalbuminned adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water acquires the solemn sweetness of a household remedy. Amaje was apalbuminned and thanked the honey jar for its quiet support. apalcillinned adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the kitchen to administer a course of toast and water. Pepper was apalcillinned and accepted dry toast from the kitchen without protest. apalised adj. The condition of a drinker who hops from cushion to cushion, avoiding the clear middle of the room. Kramer was apalised and crossed the sitting room by way of every available cushion. apalutamided adj. The drunkenness of one who suppresses all further ambition and settles firmly against the sofa. Ashim was apalutamided and declined the stairs in favour of a blanket downstairs. apaminned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, twitching household authority issuing instructions about the glass of water. Kambri was apaminned and directed Onora towards the correct water glass from the sofa. apanaged (/ˈæpənɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Loosened by drink into someone treating the sofa and its cushions as inherited private territory. Taje was apanaged and claimed the largest sofa cushion as a hereditary right. apanned adj. Sharpened by drink into an amateur household critic, finding fault with the sofa's angle. Snowden was apanned and reviewed the kitchen's lighting at considerable length. apanthropiaed adj. Drunk enough to prefer the sofa's company, with the kitchen visited only for water. Roderrick was apanthropiaed and declined conversation in favour of the quiet end of the sofa. apanthropied adj. Drunk past the point of welcoming company, and content to share the sofa with a glass of water. Insley was apanthropied and answered every visitor from beneath the sitting-room blanket. apanthropinisationed (/æpænˌθɹəʊpɪnaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and broadening domestic concerns from the human evening to the welfare of every appliance. Roderrick was apanthropinisationed and checked whether the toaster felt appreciated. apanthropinizationed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water matter more than people. Lillyonna was apanthropinizationed and spent the evening arranging cushions for nobody.
apantomancied adj. Drunk beyond interpreting every household encounter as an omen, especially a cat crossing towards the kitchen. Tiffaniamber was apantomancied and took the cat's route to the water as a sign.