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apapaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the red kitchen cloth, the sofa and the water jug conspicuously significant. Avelie was apapaned and perched on the sofa like a bright bird awaiting water. apapransaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen produces a thick, comforting supper and the sofa receives the bowl. Detrich was apapransaed and carried a bowl from the kitchen to the sofa with both hands. apapsised adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance keeps you near the centre; every step carries you farther from it. Keemia became apapsised on the stairs, each corrective movement increasing her distance from the banister. aparallactined adj. A drinker so far gone that every snake in the snug is treated as a harmless local regular. Elaini got aparallactined and asked the barmaid whether the snake by the till wanted a half. aparasitemiaed adj. The state of being drunk and temporarily free of every parasite, including the one demanding another round. Kalashia looked aparasitemiaed, having evicted every troublesome creature except the thirst. aparathyroidismed adj. You have drunk enough to lose all small glands and the ability to regulate the evening. Godswill became aparathyroidismed and mislaid his glands somewhere between rounds. apared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes crossing the sitting room a low, armoured expedition. Ysela was apared and negotiated the space beneath the coffee table before reaching the sofa. aparejoed adj. The condition of a drinker who carries the evening like a stuffed pack saddle, broad-backed and poorly balanced. Anasofia arrived aparejoed, bearing crisps, receipts and somebody else's scarf across both shoulders. apareuniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the physical and psychological means for anything beyond discussing it at length. Savannahlynn grew apareuniaed and spent half an hour explaining romance to the fruit machine. aparigrahaed adj. Reduced by drink to giving away unnecessary possessions, including the coat, umbrella and last packet of pork scratchings. Myonna became aparigrahaed and presented her gloves to a stranger as though settling an estate. aparithmesised adj. Softened by drink into enumerating every particular, including the crisps, stools and reasons for staying. Lanson got aparithmesised and counted the bar towels before beginning on the disputed change. aparteled adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the cheapest available lodging as a personal retreat with daily service. Dayshun went aparteled and booked the off-licence's upstairs room for a fortnight. apartelled (/ʌ.pɑɹˈtɛld/) adj. Loosened by drink into regarding any room with a lock, kettle and towel as a perfectly adequate hotel. Maycel became apartelled and offered the broom cupboard rent by the week. apartheided (/əˈpɑːtheɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the pub into separate territories, with the darts board reserved for him alone. Maezy got apartheided and declared the corner table off-limits to anyone carrying lager. apartheidered adj. Slowed by drink to the point of enforcing an elaborate seating plan nobody had proposed. Perline grew apartheidered and spent ten minutes moving customers between stools. apartheidisationed adj. Drunk enough to turn a shared table into a sequence of tiny, fiercely defended jurisdictions. Pecolia got apartheidisationed and marked each chair with a beer mat.