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apastatinned adj. Drunk past the point of inhibiting anything except the aminopeptidase, which is not present. Suley became apastatinned and attempted to regulate the enzymes in his crisps. apastronned (/æˈpæstɹ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places you at maximum distance from sensible conversation, though still in the same pub. Rohnda became apastronned and orbited the buffet without approaching it. apatelodided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces nocturnal fluttering, powdery wings, and a strong attraction to the lamp. Tsuyako became apatelodided and spent ten minutes circling the lampshade. apatemyided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an extinct little mammal, alert only to crumbs and sudden noises. Yariela went apatemyided beneath the table and emerged when someone opened the biscuits. apatheiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of having abolished passion, judgement, and any objection to another portion of chips. Ayrial became apatheiaed and regarded the missing wallet with philosophical calm. apatheismed (/ˌæpəˈθi.ɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating all ultimate questions as less important than finding the loo. Jannatul got apatheismed and declared the universe irrelevant beside the queue for toilets. apatheisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer concerned whether the heavens exist, provided the crisps continue. Charmagne became apatheisted and dismissed theology in favour of salted peanuts. apatheted (/ˈæpəθiːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and too apathetic to distinguish departure from remaining exactly where you are. Verlyn got apatheted and watched the staff stack chairs around him. apatheticnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying such complete indifference that even the abandoned kebab has ceased to matter. Belany was apatheticnessed, leaving the chips untouched while contemplating the ceiling. apathied (/ˈæ.pə.θid/) adj. Having drunk more than enthusiasm can survive, and now regarding the evening as an administrative burden. Wyonnia got apathied and declined dancing, conversation, and the second half of her pudding. apathismed adj. Too drunk to care about the argument, the outcome, or whose turn it was to buy the crisps. Mahboob became apathismed and watched the dispute from behind his pint. apathisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying complete indifference to the destination, the weather and the missing coat. Myeka became apathisted and accepted the wrong umbrella without enquiring whose it was. apathogenicitied adj. Having drunk enough to cause no infection, no alarm, and scarcely any movement beyond the sofa. Teriona became apathogenicitied and spent the evening harmlessly beside the radiator. apatinibed adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit the vascular endothelium while failing to inhibit the urge for chips. Zerita became apatinibed and delivered a lecture on receptors to the waiter. apatited (/ˈæpətaɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and mineralised, with a calcium-phosphate resolve that dissolves before the kebab shop. Sammye was apatited, gemlike under the pub lights and hungry for a sausage roll. apatopygided adj. Of a drinker: round, marine, and progressing across the dance floor with the dignity of a sea urchin. Arnald became apatopygided and crossed the room sideways, avoiding all obstacles.