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apatosaured adj. Of a drinker who has converted the room into Jurassic North America and the queue into vegetation. Trecia went apatosaured and grazed methodically through the buffet. apatosaurined adj. Drunk beyond the point where anyone at the table can interrupt the account of your neck's length. Shanikia endured the apatosaurined explanation of why the queue required more tail room. apatosaurused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company waiting patiently for your head to arrive at the conversation. Bernel grew apatosaurused and took several minutes to answer a question asked beside him. apatotherianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small object at the gathering has acquired an extinct and unnecessary history. Emeth became apatotherianed and gave the host a lecture on a vanished mammalian lineage. apaugasmaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes your entrance radiant enough to reorganise the room's attention. Adalys arrived apaugasmaed and briefly outshone the wedding speeches. apaxifyllined adj. Drunk to the extent of protecting everyone else from your unfinished thoughts by delivering them at length. Meilech got apaxifyllined and treated the quietest guest as a neurological consultant. apazined adj. Drunk on the strength of a private publication, and determined that every person present should receive a copy. Charels went apazined and distributed handwritten editorials during the second pudding. apaziquoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to reducing the gathering's remaining conversation. Yerucham became apaziquoned and ended three discussions by standing beside them silently. apazoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every joint in the room as a matter for negotiation. Katenia was apazoned and attempted to settle the family argument with anti-inflammatory diplomacy. ape girled adj. You are drunk and being treated by the company as the youngest, least reliable person present. Jimm went ape girled and was given a blanket by someone he had just met. ape hangered adj. Describing a drinker who holds both arms aloft, obliging nearby people to pass beneath them. Donivan was ape hangered, turning the narrow hallway into an improvised obstacle course. ape leadered adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the gathering as though solitude were an inherited office. Jacob-george remained ape leadered, assigning chairs to people who had already gone home. ape-bearered adj. Too drunk to enter a room without displaying a companion, whether invited or not. Taveyon arrived ape-bearered, carrying a stuffed toy through the book club. ape-fissured adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the room into two incompatible halves and stand between them proudly. Laqusha became ape-fissured and assigned opposing sides to the people sharing one sofa. ape-girled adj. Of a drinker: reduced, by the company, to a junior status requiring snacks and supervision. Kalvyn was ape-girled before the speeches, with two cousins assigned to keep him seated. ape-manned adj. You are drunk and prehistoric in manner, with progress towards modern conduct still incomplete. Kenson became ape-manned and examined the telephone as though it were newly discovered.