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aphagied adj. Reduced by drink to accepting food only in theory, while making serious arrangements for the journey home. Rushawn was aphagied by midnight, despite having ordered chips for the walk home. aphagopraxiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts to swallow the evening whole and finds the mechanics unreliable. Akira was aphagopraxiaed, repeatedly negotiating one chip as though it required paperwork. aphakiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing every coat, chair, and taxi as an immediate destination. Timithy became aphakiaed after last orders and pursued a coat belonging to someone else. aphakicked adj. Loosened by drink into a person for whom near and far have ceased to be useful arrangements. Orly was aphakicked by closing time and attempted the short route through a hedge. aphalangiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to count the fingers of everyone holding a coat, rather than finding your own. Daizie was aphalangiaed and sorted the cloakroom tickets by fingers instead of numbers. aphalliaed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately, hesitant progress towards the taxi, with no apparent urgency remaining. Janahi was aphalliaed by closing time and took three minutes to cross the pavement. aphananthied adj. Drunk and making no conspicuous display of the fact, apart from occupying the cloakroom doorway. Khadeijah was aphananthied, quietly blocking the coats while insisting she was ready. aphanesited adj. Drunk to the point where all visible detail has become dark, fine-grained, and impossible to distinguish on the way home. Timoth was aphanesited by closing time, treating every doorway as the same doorway. aphaniided adj. Drunk enough to dart between groups at the bar, small, bright-eyed, and difficult to return to the party. Mortimer was aphaniided by the third round, flicking between tables in search of company. aphanisised adj. Drunk past the point of desiring anything except a quiet seat and the earliest available transport. Nevaiah was aphanisised by last orders and declined every proposal involving another pub. aphanited (/ˈæf.əˌnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising individual coats, glasses, or the route that brought you to the pub. Reana was aphanited after closing time and chose a stranger's scarf for the journey home. aphanizophylled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening glow chemically, particularly beneath the off-licence sign. Kaliska was aphanizophylled after last orders, luminous beside the row of taxis. aphanosaured adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home becomes a slow, ancestral negotiation with every kerb. Brandyce was aphanosaured by closing time, crossing the road with prehistoric deliberation. aphantasiacked adj. Drunk on the strength of having no mental image of the coat, the taxi, or the way back. Kenyonna was aphantasiacked after last orders and chose a coat by texture alone. aphantasiaed (/ˌeɪ.fænˈteɪ.zi.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of having no picture of the destination, only a firm belief that it is nearby. Royal was aphantasiaed by closing time and followed the imagined route through a car park. aphantasicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on verbal instructions for scenery that should be familiar. Ciarrah was aphantasicked, requiring a running commentary from the pub to the taxi rank.