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aphanted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the journey home dependent on spoken directions from strangers. Trenece was aphanted after last orders and could not picture the street beyond the pub. aphantochilided adj. Drunk by the third round, and positioned sideways beneath furniture while avoiding the obvious route out. Kamea was aphantochilided by the third round, sheltering under the cloakroom bench. aphasiacked adj. Too drunk to produce the address, but quite capable of giving a detailed account of the missing words. Gavian was aphasiacked by closing time and described the absent address at length. aphasiaed (/əˈfeɪzɪəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to indicating the required taxi through gestures of increasing confidence. Machiya was aphasiaed by closing time and pointed at four taxis before choosing one. aphasicked (/əˈfeɪzəkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose language at the precise moment the driver asks where home is. Tomicko was aphasicked by the taxi rank and answered every question with a solemn nod. aphasied adj. Still drunk, and unable to explain why your coat is in another person's taxi. Shaylea was aphasied on the pavement, pointing silently at the departing taxi. aphasiologied adj. Slowed by drink to inspect ordinary conversational failures as though they arose from damaged language centres. Johnniqua grew aphasiologied and took notes on the family’s increasingly defective conversation. aphasiologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose every hesitation as a disorder of language, with professional confidence. Venida became aphasiologisted and supplied a clinical account of the landlord’s silence. aphasmided adj. Drunk and proceeding by obscure, threadlike impulses, with no evident appreciation of the surrounding environment. Mascen went aphasmided through the buffet, following a route comprehensible only to himself. aphaticked adj. Drunk to the point where speech has become an administrative possibility rather than an available faculty. Xzaivier was aphaticked and answered the taxi driver with a solemn gesture towards the ceiling. aphelandraed adj. Drunk enough to remain decorative, tropical and faintly glossy while contributing little to the proceedings. Louis-emile stood aphelandraed beside the radiator, ornamental and incapable of locating his coat. aphelasterosided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sobriety, with the evening converted into a chemically elaborate compound. Lekeisha was aphelasterosided and regarded the cocktail menu as a useful pharmacopoeia. aphelenched adj. Drunk beyond any respectable degree of self-direction, advancing in fine, persistent increments towards furniture. Amaron went aphelenched and reached the piano by a series of minute corrections. aphelenchided adj. Drunk in a way that produces numerous small departures from the intended route, none individually decisive. Hoffman became aphelenchided and took seven minor detours between the bar and the lavatory. aphelenchoidided adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at a simple course of action branches into specialised evasions. Jahzari went aphelenchoidided and developed three separate methods for opening the same bottle. aphelinided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes parasitic social attachment seem both natural and professionally justified. Cassie-leigh was aphelinided, drawing sustenance from parties to which she had not been invited.