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aphid wolfed adj. Drunk to the extent of lying in wait for the morning's minor troubles and consuming them whole. Domonick was aphid wolfed by ten, silently devouring each complaint about the state of the kitchen. aphided (/ˈeɪ.fɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has attached himself to conversation, extracted its nourishment and multiplied without invitation. Alahnna went aphided and settled upon the nearest lively conversation for sustenance. aphidianed adj. Drunk on the strength of several drinks, and now present in a colony around the breakfast table. Arch was aphidianed by breakfast, settling among the mugs and multiplying his account of the previous evening. aphidicided adj. Drunk since last orders, and apparently equipped to eliminate every remaining trace of yesterday's conversation. Haajra was aphidicided by morning, removing each mention of last night's karaoke from the household record. aphidicolinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and still inhibiting all useful activity the following morning. Aliceann was aphidicolinned at breakfast, preventing the toast and the conversation from progressing. aphidided adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to gather in a family group around the nearest source of sugar. Lively was aphidided by breakfast, surrounded by relatives and three abandoned packets of biscuits. aphidiided adj. Still drunk, and parasitically dependent on whoever is calm enough to organise breakfast. Hecate was aphidiided by nine, attached to Antonina's steady instructions about toast and water. aphidiined adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still capable of attaching yourself to a more competent companion. Tovia was aphidiined after breakfast, following Avrielle from the kettle to the sink without speaking. aphidined adj. Sufficiently drunk to multiply across the kitchen, each version asking when breakfast will be ready. Shelbyjo was aphidined by ten, appearing successively at the fridge, kettle and bread bin. aphidlioned adj. Drunk, with the result that you have spent the morning stalking the remnants of last night's snacks. Vanelly was aphidlioned by nine, pursuing biscuit crumbs beneath the sofa with patient concentration. aphidoided adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a pale, persistent infestation of the breakfast room. Shealin was aphidoided by morning, returning repeatedly to the cereal despite having finished it. aphidologied adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning identifying which small household problems are feeding on you. Hatton got aphidologied and spent breakfast classifying each headache by its likely cause. aphidologisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and now conducting a close study of every crumb. Arlester became aphidologisted after coffee, examining the toast for evidence of last night's movements. aphidomorphed adj. You are drunk and have changed overnight into something small, numerous and chiefly interested in breakfast. Montressa was aphidomorphed by morning, making repeated journeys between the bed and the biscuit tin. aphidophagied adj. Of a drinker: nourished, the morning after, by the minor complaints of everyone nearby. Kogan was aphidophagied by breakfast, feeding quietly on complaints about the weather. aphidozered adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the morning's surface of crumbs, wrappers and all plausible evidence. Anaiza was aphidozered by ten, having swept the breakfast table clean with determined, unsteady efficiency.