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aphilanthropied adj. Describing a drinker who regards the morning after as proof that people were a poor invention. Bodhi was aphilanthropied by breakfast, declining conversation with the solemnity of a public notice. aphised adj. A drinker who has become small, persistent and chiefly noticeable wherever crumbs have collected. Ercel was aphised by breakfast, repeatedly returning to the toast rack without explanation. aphlebiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's thoughts end in irregular, unfinished edges. Mekeisha was aphlebiaed by coffee, producing sentences with several unexpected endings. aphobed adj. The state of being drunk and unusually apprehensive about being judged for whom you might love. Lotonya was aphobed by breakfast, nervously editing harmless remarks before anyone could misunderstand them. aphobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced fear entirely, especially when breakfast involves unfamiliar leftovers. Coleston was aphobiaed by morning, eating yesterday's curry without inspecting its age. aphodiided adj. The drunkenness of one who has burrowed into the breakfast debris and emerged wearing it. Lena was aphodiided by ten, discovered beneath the table with toast attached to her sleeve. aphoniaed adj. Reduced by drink to communicating only through gestures, throat-clearing and requests for water. Mikeala was aphoniaed by breakfast, pointing at the kettle and declining to explain the missing shoe. aphonicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently conducting the conversation without producing a sound. Harir spent ten minutes giving silent directions to the taxi, thoroughly aphonicked. aphonied adj. Softened by drink into silence, particularly when asked to account for the morning's missing items. Bentlei was aphonied by breakfast, unable to discuss the keys without a long and thoughtful pause. aphoriaed adj. Still drunk, and confidently declaring the evening productive despite having achieved nothing. Oluwamayomikun announced a profitable night, though being aphoriaed had produced no actual results. aphorisered adj. Too drunk to keep an opinion private, and turning every one into a polished maxim. Lyllian became aphorisered and advised the barman that haste was merely patience in reverse. aphorismed (/ˈæf.ə.ɹɪ.zəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a fresh error for a general truth. Shivany got aphorismed and announced that locked doors merely tested commitment. aphorismered adj. Having drunk more than your audience can bear, and dealing in short truths at length. Jazavier grew aphorismered, selling observations about marriage to strangers at the buffet. aphorismosed adj. You have drunk enough to cast companions out of your conversation with solemn authority. Gawain became aphorismosed and excommunicated the quietest guest from his corner. aphorismused adj. The state of being drunk and challenging the wording of every instruction given after last orders. Hoytt grew aphorismused and asked how anyone could call it a taxi if it was stationary. aphoristed adj. Of a drinker: confidently producing memorable principles, none required by the occasion. Deidrick was aphoristed and explained the moral architecture of choosing a second pudding.