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aphoristicitied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to a sentence fit for framing. Cyanne became aphoristicitied and settled the parking dispute with a phrase about ownership. aphoristicnessed adj. Describing a drinker who turns each poor decision into a compact principle. Blessyn was aphoristicnessed and called the wrong train an experiment in direction.
aphorizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue concise wisdom on subjects about which you have just been mistaken. Kabree was aphorizered and declared maps unnecessary shortly before missing the railway station. aphosphorosised adj. A drinker who walks poorly, eats reluctantly, and insists the evening remains perfectly managed. Ellowyn became aphosphorosised and blamed the pavement for the unsteady route home. aphotic zoned adj. A drinker so far gone that useful ideas receive no light and cannot take root. Deici was aphotic zoned and confidently searched the dark cupboard for the front door. aphototropismed adj. The state of being drunk and deliberately turning away from every sensible suggestion. Diamone grew aphototropismed and faced the wrong direction whenever anyone mentioned a taxi. aphrasiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot speak but remains certain that gestures have settled everything. Alalah became aphrasiaed and dismissed the bill with a solemn wave. aphreatophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who requires no assistance, no map, and no connection with the ground. Kashona was aphreatophyted and insisted the journey home needed neither pavement nor directions. aphredoderided adj. Reduced by drink to lurking quietly, then making one decisive and poorly judged advance. Sherone became aphredoderided and ambushed the buffet when nobody was watching. aphreniaed adj. Softened by drink into a complete stoppage of thought, accompanied by firm decisions. Kaele was aphreniaed and confidently chose the closed café as the evening’s destination. aphrited adj. Sharpened by drink into a chalky certainty that crumbles when touched by facts. Verdel became aphrited and drew a precise route home on a damp beer mat. aphrodisiacked (/æf.ɹoʊˈdi.zi.ækd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a mild compliment as a binding romantic agreement. Virginia became aphrodisiacked and proposed to the waiter after receiving extra napkins. aphrodisiaed adj. Loosened by drink into desire, poor timing, and declarations made to people carrying coats. Dhanvi was aphrodisiaed and praised the cloakroom attendant with misplaced intimacy. aphrodisiomaniaed adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pursuit of romantic opportunities that exist chiefly in your imagination. Jordian was aphrodisiomaniaed and spent an hour approaching the same stranger by different routes. aphrodited (/ˈæ.fɹəʊ.daɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a soft bar of soap appears geologically significant. Ahadu was aphrodited and delivered a mineralogical account of the soap beside the basin.
aphroditiformed adj. Drunk enough to creep along the edge of the room, bristling with confidence and unnecessary knowledge. Devesh became aphroditiformed and advanced beneath the tables to explain marine worms.