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aphoristicitied
adj.
Of a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to a sentence fit for framing.
Cyanne became
aphoristicitied
and settled the parking dispute with a phrase about ownership.
aphoristicnessed
adj.
Describing a drinker who turns each poor decision into a compact principle.
Blessyn was
aphoristicnessed
and called the wrong train an experiment in direction.
aphorizered
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to issue concise wisdom on subjects about which you have just been mistaken.
Kabree was
aphorizered
and declared maps unnecessary shortly before missing the railway station.
aphosphorosised
adj.
A drinker who walks poorly, eats reluctantly, and insists the evening remains perfectly managed.
Ellowyn became
aphosphorosised
and blamed the pavement for the unsteady route home.
aphotic zoned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that useful ideas receive no light and cannot take root.
Deici was
aphotic zoned
and confidently searched the dark cupboard for the front door.
aphototropismed
adj.
The state of being drunk and deliberately turning away from every sensible suggestion.
Diamone grew
aphototropismed
and faced the wrong direction whenever anyone mentioned a taxi.
aphrasiaed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who cannot speak but remains certain that gestures have settled everything.
Alalah became
aphrasiaed
and dismissed the bill with a solemn wave.
aphreatophyted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who requires no assistance, no map, and no connection with the ground.
Kashona was
aphreatophyted
and insisted the journey home needed neither pavement nor directions.
aphredoderided
adj.
Reduced by drink to lurking quietly, then making one decisive and poorly judged advance.
Sherone became
aphredoderided
and ambushed the buffet when nobody was watching.
aphreniaed
adj.
Softened by drink into a complete stoppage of thought, accompanied by firm decisions.
Kaele was
aphreniaed
and confidently chose the closed café as the evening’s destination.
aphrited
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a chalky certainty that crumbles when touched by facts.
Verdel became
aphrited
and drew a precise route home on a damp beer mat.
aphrodisiacked
(/æf.ɹoʊˈdi.zi.ækd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to treat a mild compliment as a binding romantic agreement.
Virginia became
aphrodisiacked
and proposed to the waiter after receiving extra napkins.
aphrodisiaed
adj.
Loosened by drink into desire, poor timing, and declarations made to people carrying coats.
Dhanvi was
aphrodisiaed
and praised the cloakroom attendant with misplaced intimacy.
aphrodisiomaniaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the careful pursuit of romantic opportunities that exist chiefly in your imagination.
Jordian was
aphrodisiomaniaed
and spent an hour approaching the same stranger by different routes.
aphrodited
(/ˈæ.fɹəʊ.daɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where a soft bar of soap appears geologically significant.
Ahadu was
aphrodited
and delivered a mineralogical account of the soap beside the basin.
aphroditiformed
adj.
Drunk enough to creep along the edge of the room, bristling with confidence and unnecessary knowledge.
Devesh became
aphroditiformed
and advanced beneath the tables to explain marine worms.
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