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aphroditoided adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen worktop as Venus's sea level, with the glass carefully aligned. Zelva spent ten minutes levelling the water glass against the kitchen worktop, thoroughly aphroditoided. aphrometered adj. Of a drinker: pressurised like a bottle of sparkling wine, and liable to release at the slightest question. Olegario sat on the sofa aphrometered, waiting for someone to mention the missing cork. aphroniaed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned practical judgement and put the glass of water somewhere unsafe. Abdelmalek left the glass of water on the edge of the television, completely aphroniaed. aphrophorided adj. Describing a drinker who bubbles quietly into the sofa cushions and leaves a damp mark behind. Berdie became aphrophorided beside the washing-up bowl and would not be moved. aphthaed adj. A drinker who has made the mouth, the glass and the morning-after water equally unwelcome. Mackenziee was aphthaed on the sofa, accepting water in very small and solemn quantities. aphthitalited adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen counter resembles a volcanic vent and the water tastes mineral. Timayah sat aphthitalited beside the kettle, describing its steam as geological activity. aphthonged adj. The state of being drunk and silent precisely where the conversation expects a sound. Skylon stood aphthonged in the kitchen, opening his mouth whenever the kettle clicked. aphthongiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot speak, owing to a small private crisis in the muscles. Ivy-marie became aphthongiaed beside the sink and communicated solely by pointing at water. aphthosised adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a place of minor oral complaint. Deason was aphthosised by the kettle, objecting quietly to every proposed drink of water. aphthous stomatitised adj. Reduced by drink to a tender, complaining state in which even the sofa blanket seems abrasive. Ikeoluwa was aphthous stomatitised and accepted the glass of water as though it were medicine. aphthous ulcered adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats the sofa, the blanket and the glass of water with equal caution. Abagale lay aphthous ulcered beneath the blanket, taking tiny sips from the bedside glass. aphthovirused adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of spreading one small domestic disturbance from room to room. Wilibaldo went aphthovirused from the kitchen to the sofa, carrying the same complaint each time. aphyllophoroided adj. Loosened by drink into a spreading, shelf-like presence occupying the sofa without obvious central support. Yazid sat aphyllophoroided across the sofa, extending into every available cushion. aphyonided adj. Emboldened by drink to disappear beneath the surface of the sofa and communicate only by occasional movement. Aydelis was aphyonided beneath the sofa blanket, surfacing briefly for the glass of water. apianed (/ˈeɪpi.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bee crossing a kitchen tile after a long day. Sadir moved apianed towards the kettle, pausing between tiles to reconsider water. apiarianed (/eɪpɪˈɛəɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk and tending the household as though every crumb, cushion and glass contained a small colony. Destene became apiarianed, arranging the sofa cushions and checking the water glasses repeatedly.