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apiaried (/ˈeɪ.pi.ə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to turn the sofa into a place where glasses, blankets and people are kept in hives. Aislyn was apiaried on the sofa, with the water glass carefully placed at the centre. apiaristed (/ˈeɪpi.əɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every glass requires tending and every sofa cushion has a hive to protect. Zoii was apiaristed by eleven, inspecting the water glass before allowing anyone near it. apiatored adj. Drunk past the point of keeping bees and into the more domestic task of guarding the last glass of water. Giomar was apiatored on the sofa, protecting the water from everyone, including himself. apic acided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary stinginess, preserving one small, potent grievance in the kitchen until morning. Alyosha was apic acided on the sofa, nursing a complaint about the empty biscuit tin. apical ancestored adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision is traced back to the oldest person who owned the sofa. Muirne was apical ancestored, attributing the kitchen arrangement to an ancestor nobody could name. apical annulused adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a ring near the top of the sofa-bound body, usually where the blanket sits. Nzuri was apical annulused beneath the blanket, with its edge gathered around her shoulders. apical dendrited adj. Drunk to the extent of sending one long, branching reach from the sofa towards the kitchen glass. Kearah became apical dendrited, extending one arm through the cushions towards the water. apical ectodermal ridged adj. Drunk on the strength of the kitchen signal, developing towards the glass of water with questionable limb guidance. Alenka was apical ectodermal ridged, directing every available limb towards the kitchen glass. apical germ pored adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the top of every pint as an exit and a fresh beginning. Texas spent the evening testing the head on each pint, thoroughly apical germ pored. apicaled (/ˈæpɪkəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the tip of the tongue do all the work, especially over a glass of water. Stephanye became apicaled while explaining the kettle, producing careful sounds from the tongue's tip. apicalisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps promoting every discussion to the head of the matter, whether invited or not. Sarinity got apicalisationed and took every pub argument straight to its highest point. apicalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every loose end as the chief point of the evening. Rebeca became apicalizationed and made the barmaid's change the main question of the night. apicectomied adj. Slowed by drink to removing the troublesome end of every thought before proceeding. Anmol became apicectomied and trimmed each story until only the awkward conclusion remained. apicided adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the bees for the state of the beer garden. Rajneet got apicided and spent ten minutes defending the bees from an imaginary threat. apicidinned adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise, inhibiting remarks at precisely the wrong moment. Robrick grew apicidinned and stopped the round to correct everyone’s account of the darts. apicitised adj. Loosened by drink into treating the furthest point of every limb as a separate concern. Kacey-jo became apicitised and discussed her elbows as though they had their own plans.