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apoapsised adj. Drunk in a way that sends every attempt at correction further from the intended line. Arvion was apoapsised on the staircase, circling away from each step he meant to take. apoareioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the furthest point from home is reached somewhere near the red planet. Yaro became apoareioned before leaving the pub and attempted to walk home via the car park. apoareoned adj. Drunk to a degree that places ordinary conversation and terrestrial balance at a considerable distance. Lucija went apoareoned after closing time and addressed the landing as though it were Mars. apoastronned (/æpəʊˈæstɹənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your nearest companion appears to be in another solar system. Eliset was apoastronned and waved to Cully from the end of the same bench. apoatropined adj. Of a drinker who has reached the furthest point from sensible return and is orbiting the taxi rank. Arsiema became apoatropined and completed one wide orbit before entering the cab. apobaraminned adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting everyone present into several similar but mutually unhelpful categories. Dimonte became apobaraminned and grouped the guests by gait before forgetting the categories. apobaryonned adj. Drunk on the strength of reaching the furthest possible point from the centre of balance. Alysandra was apobaryonned at the edge of the landing, her centre of mass still travelling. apobasinosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the smooth but unreliable confidence of a steroid compound. Johsua was apobasinosided by the stairs, his movements powerful, polished, and poorly directed. apobiosided adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the first round as a steroid glycoside and orders another. Dresden was apobiosided, requesting a second round in the terminology of biochemistry. apocalmodulinned adj. Reduced by drink to carrying no central calcium, yet still attempting to hold the round together. Jitsuo was apocalmodulinned and could no longer keep the coats, keys and receipts associated. apocalypsed (/əˈpɒkəlɪpsd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the final round as a revelation of supernatural events. Darylene grew apocalypsed and called last orders a message from beyond. apocalypsted adj. Sharpened by drink into predicting catastrophe at the coat check and specifying its hour. Kourosh was apocalypsted and gave the cloakroom attendant a precise forecast of disaster. apocalypted adj. Loosened by drink into making end-of-the-world predictions to people waiting for taxis. Gwen became apocalypted while queuing for a cab and forecast the collapse of the kerb. apocalyptic numbered adj. Slowed by drink to counting the coats and declaring one of them the Beast. Navajo was apocalyptic numbered, assigning ominous figures to the coats by the door. apocalypticaed adj. Drunk and arranging the evening's messages as writings about an approaching end. Ibaad was apocalypticaed, recording last orders as though they belonged in sacred writings. apocalypticianed adj. Drunk to the point where every closing announcement is taken as proof of the coming end. Anetria was apocalypticianed and heard last orders as confirmation of the world's imminent ending.