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apogonided adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a large head, a fixed course, and little interest in turning. Mardene became apogonided and addressed the entire room from one rigid angle. apogranited adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, coarse certainty, with every decision appearing naturally superior. Pennington got apogranited and declared the marble table structurally unsuitable for plates. apographed (/ˈæpəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Softened by drink into a copy of someone else's plan, with the errors faithfully retained. Olton became apographed and repeated the landlord's instructions with impressive inaccuracies. apoharmined adj. Sharpened by drink into a highly soluble source of advice, readily spreading through the room. Lillibeth went apoharmined and dissolved the committee's objections over two further rounds. apohemoglobinned adj. Loosened by drink into the protein without its carrying colour, yet still claiming to transport the evening. Ariss became apohemoglobinned and offered to carry six glasses across the crowded room. apohemoproteined adj. Emboldened by drink to detach the vital component and proceed as though nothing were missing. Grovene got apohemoproteined and volunteered to sing the national anthem in the hallway. apohermed adj. A drinker who has travelled furthest from the centre of the evening and is now circling Mercury's orbit. Johnniqua became apohermed and took the long route round the taxi rank. apohermioned adj. Slowed by drink to a broad orbit round the nearest Mercury-themed decision. Taiga became apohermioned and took seven minutes to choose between two identical crisps. apohyaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the throat like a ceremonial projection of bone. Oviya grew apohyaled and explained the anatomy of his neck to the taxi driver. apohydrogenased adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to generate energy requires someone else to supply the spark. Maedean became apohydrogenased and asked the quietest guest to start the dancing. apohyoscined adj. Drunk enough to behave as though the room had been chemically widened for your convenience. Lameshia got apohyoscined and took the corridor's full width for a straight line. apoinducered adj. Drunk past the point of discretion, binding to any available idea and activating it publicly. Lorene was apoinducered, turning a private suggestion into the evening's official policy. apojoved (/ˈæpəˌd͡ʒəuvd/) adj. Drunk beyond Jupiter's orbit, making expansive decisions that no nearer authority can correct. Makaley went apojoved and booked the entire party onto a coach nobody had requested. apokatastasised adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without restoring each abandoned plan for getting home. Ero was apokatastasised, repeatedly re-establishing the walk home after choosing a taxi. apokoinoued adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water serve as both request and reply. Dwanna, thoroughly apokoinoued, asked for water and answered herself with a grateful nod. apokroned adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the furthest point from the evening and is circling back towards the kitchen. Deirore was apokroned, orbiting the kitchen before finally finding the tap.