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apologeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household object seem entitled to an apology. Patriciaa was apologeed, apologising to the kettle after walking past it twice. apologered adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor domestic event acquires an unnecessary cautionary tale. Dmiyah was apologered, explaining the fallen cushion through a lengthy story about a careful aunt. apologetic apostrophed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every shortened household word appear to require a small mark of regret. Latiera was apologetic apostrophed, correcting the label on the kitchen cupboard with a pencil. apologetic proverbed adj. Loosened by drink into framing every late arrival, wrong turn, and broken promise as the inevitable moral of a familiar saying. Etia turned up apologetic proverbed at quarter to one, citing a saying about haste and offering it as full explanation. apologeticismed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated defences of conduct nobody had yet questioned. Abukar was apologeticismed, defending the crumbs on the sofa before anyone noticed them. apologeticnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and apologising to the furniture for occupying it. Ahmier was apologeticnessed, murmuring sorry to the sofa before sitting down. apologeticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mounting a systematic defence of every decision made in the kitchen. Tecla was apologeticsed, defending the cold toast as an intentional supper. apologiaed (/ˌæp.əˈloʊ.d͡ʒi.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to defending the indefensible in writing, preferably on the back of a beer mat. Tywon became apologiaed and drafted a defence of his decision to buy the next round. apologianed adj. Softened by drink into an advocate for every scrape, including the one involving the landlord’s umbrella. Methel went apologianed and defended the broken snug window as an unfortunate misunderstanding. apologied (/əˈpɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk enough to express regret for remarks nobody else remembers hearing. Gumercindo got apologied and offered remorse to a stranger whose name he had invented. apologisered adj. Drunk and saying sorry to people who have not yet discovered what happened. Laconia was apologisered, apologising to the barmaid before spilling anything at all. apologismed adj. Sharpened by drink into supplying a polished excuse for every late round and unpaid shout. Ryasia grew apologismed, producing a fluent defence of the empty crisps bowl. apologisted (/əˈpɒl.ə.d͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Loosened by drink into apologising to the bar, the stools, and anyone within earshot. Sheneil got apologisted and said sorry to the barman for ordering exactly what was offered. apologizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every minor breach of pub etiquette into a formal apology. Jolyanne became apologizationed and addressed the room over her accidental crisps-related offence. apologizered adj. Slowed by drink to apologise in stages, each interruption requiring a fresh beginning. Sanihya was apologizered, taking three minutes to apologise for standing in the doorway. apologued (/ˈæpəlɒɡd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coats explain the evening's moral, usually through conversation. Cloie became apologued and made the coat stand deliver a moral about last orders.