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apomorphiaed adj. Drunk enough to require an emetic, though the occasion remains technically pharmacological. Sahil became apomorphiaed and regarded the lavatory as a site of medical significance. apomorphied adj. Drunk in a way that gives the whole party a novel characteristic, which is chiefly your singing. Taimi grew apomorphied and introduced an entirely new feature into the karaoke. apomorphined (/ˌap.əˈmɔː.fiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary immobility, and now requiring a small injection or a firm suggestion. Mikyle was apomorphined, unable to cross the room without negotiating each step separately. apomorphismed adj. Drunk beyond the limits of your former self, yet still recognisably the same nuisance. Grenda became apomorphismed and developed a new manner of addressing the fruit bowl. apomucinned adj. Drunk, with the result that your protective coating has become largely conversational. Salita was apomucinned and covered every stranger in a thin layer of personal history. apomyoglobinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the muscle pigment present but the essential red component absent. Dorine was apomyoglobinned and technically present, though no longer contributing much colour. apomyxised adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce a new pub story without anyone having supplied the facts. Carlisha was apomyxised and produced an entirely fresh account of the landlord’s alleged exploits. aponecrosised adj. Drunk to the extent of beginning the end of the evening, then failing to complete it. Lawarren was aponecrosised, halfway through leaving and still seated beneath the coat rack. aponeurectomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having removed every supporting sheet of connective tissue from the evening. Darly became aponeurectomied and detached his timetable from all practical consideration. aponeurologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the body's fibrous supports as though they had disappointed you personally. Orya got aponeurologied and delivered a lecture on tendons to the cloakroom attendant. aponeurosised (/ˌap.ə.njʊˈɹəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together by a broad, pale sheet of determination. Laityn was aponeurosised, retaining structure long after the muscles had abandoned policy. aponeurosporened adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the evening into a minor photosynthetic process involving bacteria and lager. Aidyen became aponeurosporened and claimed the fluorescent lights were ripening him. aponeurotomied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a careful dissection of the body's fibrous attachments in search of the front door. Cadem was aponeurotomied and examined his sleeve as though it concealed a tendon. aponged adj. Too drunk to distinguish an eastern Indian rice liquor from the general principle of fermentation. Regene was aponged and described the rice wine as a regional philosophy. aponiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the absence of pain for spiritual serenity, particularly after falling over. Shareta became aponiaed and regarded the carpet as evidence of inner peace. aponigriconned adj. Having drunk enough to orbit a black hole, with the crisps receding at an alarming rate. Aleea was aponigriconned, circling the snack bowl while losing all useful perspective.