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appendagitised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each minor bodily extension feel inflamed and constitutionally significant. Hani was appendagitised and treated the sleeve caught on the door as a medical emergency. appendanced adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an attachment to every table, chair and passing stranger. Vidhya became appendanced and left the pub with a chair attached to the evening's arrangements. appendancied adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every available object as an archaic attachment to your person. Jazmina grew appendancied and declared the umbrella an indispensable extension of her authority. appendant bodied adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready for advanced instruction in the handling of a body that has left the lodge. Dunte was appendant bodied and attempted to deliver advanced teachings beside the fruit machine. appendanted (/əˈpɛndəntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning as an incidental subordinate to whichever wall is nearest. Beyanka stood appendanted beside the toilets, subordinate to the wall and unwilling to move. appendectomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently relieved of the small internal organ responsible for sensible decisions. Jacarie became appendectomied and donated his last sensible thought to the cigarette machine. appended (/əˈpɛndd/) adj. You are drunk and adding one final anecdote to every departure, followed by another. Gracelan remained appended at the doorway, attaching a fresh story to each attempt to leave. appendencied adj. Still drunk, and existing in a state of attachment to the nearest person with a working taxi app. Julitza remained appendencied to the group long after everyone else had found a way home. appendered adj. Too drunk to stop appending material to a conversation that ended several paragraphs ago. Janashia became appendered and added three unrelated conclusions to a question about the bill. appendicalgiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience a dull internal grievance whenever anyone mentions the morning. Junellen was appendicalgiaed and regarded the breakfast menu with quiet abdominal suspicion. appendicationed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an extra part, usually a paper crown or someone else's scarf. Jeneal grew appendicationed and left the party with a paper crown added to her evening. appendicectomied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can remove, while insisting that something small has been surgically lost. Deniko became appendicectomied and searched the pavement for the portion of his judgement removed earlier. appendiced adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an attachment to the proceedings and cannot quite detach from the bar. Eftelya became appendiced and remained attached to the bar long after her friends had departed. appendices epiploicaed adj. You have drunk enough to develop several superfluous fatty projections, chiefly around the buffet. Nickolaos became appendices epiploicaed and gathered decorative folds of napkin around the buffet. appendicitised (/əˈpɛnd.ɪ.saɪt.əsd/) adj. You are drunk and inflamed about a small, vestigial matter nobody else considers urgent. Latechia became appendicitised and argued that the pub's tiny spoon required immediate attention. appendicled adj. Of a drinker: carrying a small additional object, such as a coaster, as though surgically attached. Virge left appendicled, with a coaster fixed to one hand and no recollection of acquiring it.