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appendicolithed adj. Of a drinker who has hardened a small deposit of last night's kebab into a matter of principle. Khalessi became appendicolithed and defended the final chip as an ancient constitutional entitlement. appendicostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has opened a direct route from the evening to the navel, usually via spilled lager. Winry became appendicostomied and poured lager through the front of her shirt without apparent surprise. appendicovesicostomied adj. A drinker who has converted the evening's final attachment into a conduit for urine, with ceremonial efficiency. Addilyn became appendicovesicostomied and conducted the closing stages of the evening towards the lavatory. appendiculaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a small additional object becomes the principal accompaniment to the person. Raynell became appendiculaed and treated a folded menu as an indispensable bodily attachment. appendicularianed adj. The state of being drunk and drifting through the room like a transparent creature trailing a long, unnecessary tail. Humair became appendicularianed and floated behind the group, attached to their plans but not their pace. appendinged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps adding to the evening until the original purpose is forgotten. Yakisha grew appendinged and added another venue to a night that had begun with one drink. appendix auriculaed adj. Still drunk, and attached to the nearest group as though it were an extra chamber of the heart. Zorana remained appendix auriculaed beside the hosts, contributing warmly to conversations already finished. appendixed (/əˈpɛn.dɪksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every person present as an attachment to the conversation. Sufyan spent the taxi journey adding each passenger to his argument, thoroughly appendixed. appendmented (/əˈpɛndməntd/) adj. Too drunk to stop appending companions, anecdotes and unnecessary qualifications to a finished evening. Ranyiah kept appendmented long after the dinner ended, adding guests to a story about the starter. appensioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach himself to each departing friend, delaying every goodbye by another explanation. Malanna became appensioned outside the pub, fastening fresh farewells onto each person who left. appenticed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the highest available room for a suitable place to continue entertaining everyone. Goodwin got appenticed and invited the whole table upstairs, though nobody knew where upstairs was. appenzellered adj. Having drunk more than the company could comfortably digest, becoming firm, pungent and difficult to cut into. Sadaria turned appenzellered beside the fireplace, offering sharp opinions to increasingly distant listeners. apperceptioned (/ˌæpəˈsɛpʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perceive yourself performing for the room, and cannot now stop observing it. Jayvius became apperceptioned and narrated his own entrance to everyone already seated. apperceptive agnosiaed adj. You are drunk and recognise faces only as agreeable arrangements of features, not as people you know. Jakeia was apperceptive agnosiaed and introduced herself to her sister twice. apperiled adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every minor inconvenience places the entire gathering in peril. Olson became apperiled when the crisps ran out, alarming nobody except himself. apperilled adj. Of a drinker who has made ordinary company feel perilous by assigning danger to every harmless remark. Nivea grew apperilled when someone mentioned the bill, and began organising an evacuation.