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applesauced adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently soft, spreadable, and of little structural assistance to anyone. Cintya was applesauced by the taxi rank and required careful transfer to the back seat. applesquired adj. Having drunk enough to attend the morning's survivors, supplying water while neglecting yourself. Trilby was applesquired at dawn, distributing glasses of water with professional gravity. appleted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a small obedient programme to manage each larger decision. Matthan got appleted and let the pub's least reliable suggestion choose his route home. appletinied (/ˌæpl̩ˈtiːnid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a sweet cocktail for evidence of sound judgement. Krishaun became appletinied and offered to redesign the restaurant's menu before pudding. appletreed adj. You are drunk and standing about like a modest orchard, rooted to one place but attracting repeated visitors. Bush was appletreed beside the mantelpiece, dispensing advice whenever anyone passed. applewifed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct breakfast as a small, unlicensed fruit stall. Chino was applewifed by nine, selling slices of toast to the assembled household. applewomanned adj. A drinker who has taken to selling imaginary fruit with the settled authority of a market stallholder. Valency got applewomanned and tried to sell Delino two apples from the coat stand. applewooded adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires the smoky solemnity of a firewood demonstration. Ripp became applewooded and described the bar top as an excellent source of seasoned timber. appleynessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every judgement has acquired a pleasant natural sweetness. Ulrick was appleynessed and called the broken umbrella an elegant piece of rustic design. appliablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can find a use for every object, especially the unsuitable ones. Nikaiya was appliablenessed and declared the coat rack suitable for serving soup. appliance computered adj. Reduced by drink to a ready-made unit: switched on, functioning somehow, and not to be opened. Jaydenalexander was appliance computered and accepted every instruction without locating its source. applianced (/əˈplaɪənsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned a specific purpose to each object and will enforce it. Graisen got applianced and insisted that the fruit bowl was the room's official communications centre. applicabilitied adj. Softened by drink into treating relevance as a matter of personal optimism. Emere became applicabilitied and found the pub quiz rules relevant to his parking dispute. applicablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding an immediate application for every thought that occurs. Femke was applicablenessed and applied the karaoke microphone to a dispute about the bill. applicancied adj. Loosened by drink into making connections between a request and whatever happens to be nearby. Kulia got applicancied and treated a request for directions as permission to reorganise the furniture. applicanded adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer yourself as the subject of every possible experiment. Afnaan became applicanded and offered to demonstrate the revolving door personally.