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applicanted (/ˈæp.lə.kɪntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every request requires a formal petition and a sit-down. Breniah was applicanted, submitting a careful request for another drink and awaiting approval. applicated adj. Drunk and applying whatever is to hand, with confidence disproportionate to its suitability. Jerymiah was applicated and used mustard to repair the torn menu. application domained adj. Drunk beyond the boundary of ordinary conversation, operating in a private world with its own rules. Traiden was application domained and insisted that the toilets belonged to a separate administrative process. application formed adj. Drunk, with the result that every simple request becomes a lengthy form requiring information nobody has. Waylen was application formed and asked the bartender to complete three pages before serving water. application logicked adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing a perfectly coherent solution to a problem that exists only in your head. Randisha was application logicked and redesigned the queue according to an elaborate seating algorithm. application programed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household nuisance as a problem requiring a bespoke solution. Seraphim got application programed and drafted a procedure for finding the missing teaspoon. application programmed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps inventing small domestic solutions, none of which survives the morning. Evalene became application programmed and designed a biscuit-delivery system from the sofa. application programming interfaced adj. Reduced by drink to making every household object communicate with every other, usually from the sofa. Sumita was application programming interfaced on the sofa, making the kettle communicate with the remote. application protocol data united adj. Loosened by drink into a packet of household facts exchanged freely between people who have lost the thread. Austintyler became application protocol data united and told everyone where the spare glasses were. application softwared adj. Slowed by drink to running only the essential domestic programmes: sitting down, drinking water, and finding a blanket. Addalin was application softwared and could manage the glass but not the journey to it. applicationed (/ˌæplɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears to require something laid upon it. Tvisha was applicationed and began applying napkins to the television. applicationismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every domestic mishap as a solvable problem requiring a theory and a trial. Kaylianna became applicationismed and proposed a timetable for recovering the teaspoons. applicationisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a household inconvenience without attempting to solve it immediately. Chalei was applicationisted and began diagnosing the mysterious absence of clean mugs. applications programed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats each minor household inconvenience as a separate software project. Jesicah went applications programed over the question of where the clean glasses were kept. applications softwared adj. Drunk and operating a collection of household functions with considerable delay and limited compatibility. Lucresia was applications softwared, unable to run the kettle and the television simultaneously. applicatived (/əˈplɪkətɪvd/) adj. Drunk beyond grammar, promoting every peripheral household object to the direct object of an urgent request. Niyana became applicatived and demanded the cushion, the blanket, and the water glass in turn.