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applicatored adj. Drunk in a way that applies whatever is nearest to whatever surface seems to require it. Rasiyah got applicatored and spread butter across the wrong side of the toast. applicatorfuled adj. Drunk, with the result that a quantity sufficient to fill a small dispenser is treated as a complete remedy. Lyndsey became applicatorfuled and declared one glass of water adequate for the entire night. applied artsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary domestic objects into opportunities for unnecessary decoration. Jasminda got applied artsed and arranged the tea towels according to colour. applied economicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of deciding that every remaining household resource must be allocated carefully. Amerius became applied economicsed and rationed the biscuits according to projected sofa time. applied ethicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and weighing the moral question of whether toast may properly count as supper. Cliodna got applied ethicsed and considered whether taking the last biscuit was defensible. applied linguisticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and investigating household language problems with a glass in hand. Yazaira became applied linguisticsed and studied why everyone called the spare room differently. applied mathed adj. Drunk by closing time, and using arithmetic to determine whether reaching the kitchen is worthwhile. Sanika got applied mathed and calculated the shortest route from the sofa to the tap. applied mathematicsed adj. Still drunk, and using figures to solve practical problems such as cushions, distances, and remaining water. applied mathsed adj. Too drunk to rise without first calculating the likely return on the journey to the kitchen. Bligh was too applied mathsed to fetch water without proving the trip worthwhile. applied scienced adj. Sufficiently drunk to test practical household theories directly, preferably without leaving the sofa. applied semanticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to argue that every misunderstanding at the bar is a matter of meaning. Sirena got applied semanticsed and disputed the landlord's meaning of last orders for ten minutes. applied statisticsed adj. Slowed by drink to calculate the odds of another round from an inadequate sample of empty glasses. Yazen became applied statisticsed and estimated the pub's remaining crisps from one handful. applied tensioned adj. Drunk and alternately bracing and relaxing at the sight of the barmaid approaching with the bill. appliered adj. Drunk to the point where every condiment, coaster, and bit of advice acquires a practical application. Makinzey got appliered and found uses for the bar mat, the lemon, and somebody's scarf. applimented adj. Drunk enough to treat the next round as an application requiring forms, references, and a proposer. Mimia became applimented and asked the barmaid to countersign her request for cider. appliqued (/əˈpliː.keɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating each spill as a decorative patch on the evening's clothing. Dondrey was appliqued, wearing stout, mustard, and gravy as an unsolicited pub design.