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appliquerred (/ˌæp.lɪˈkeɪ.ɚd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the cloth, the surface, and the decoration are separate matters. Sabrah became appliquerred and decorated the bar with beer mats in a careful border. applistructured (/ˈæplɪˌstɹʌkt͡ʃəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub's applications and infrastructure indistinguishable: ordering system, till, and toilets included. Kian-jay got applistructured and tried to improve the pub's till with a beer mat. applned adj. Drunk enough to reduce every request to an abbreviated procedure and proceed without checking it. Adreana got applned and submitted a one-word complaint about the entirely innocent soup. applosived adj. Drunk, with the result that each answer begins crisply and is never released into speech. Jovonny went applosived, producing several firm openings before abandoning every sentence. applotmented adj. Drunk to a degree that every round, chair, and remaining chip receives a formally calculated share. applottered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every seat and snack in the pub according to a private scheme. Kaoru got applottered and allocated stools to people already sitting on them. applyinged (/əˈplaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a principle that must be applied immediately, especially to someone else's pint. Carren became applyinged and applied a rule about shared crisps to Dusti's untouched bowl. appmted adj. Still drunk, and treating every conversation as an appointment to an office of uncertain importance. Aleynah remained appmted and scheduled Gursimar for a confidential discussion by the fruit machine. appoggiaturaed (/əˌpɒ.d͡ʒəˈtʊɹ.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaning audibly into every word before landing late on the next one. Beatryce went appoggiaturaed, leaning into every toast before arriving late at its final word. appointeed (/əˌpɔɪnˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the landlord had appointed you to supervise the snug. Joi became appointeed and began assigning stools to regulars without any authority. appointered adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing committees, captains, and a temporary keeper of the ketchup. Rashaundra got appointered and appointed Billie-jay chairman of the abandoned darts team. appointment TV'd adj. Having drunk enough to reserve a particular broadcast in your mind, despite having no television and no plan. Maylanie got appointment TV'd and announced that the quiz began at nine whether anyone watched it or not. appointment diaried adj. Having drunk more than enough to record the evening's future engagements, including those made with strangers. Kenzo became appointment diaried and entered next Thursday's darts match under three surnames. appointment in Samarraed adj. Drunk to the point where the last bus, the last round, and the route home have converged into something unavoidable and oddly calm. Layahna was appointment in Samarraed by midnight, moving through the evening as though the ending had always been arranged. appointment televisioned adj. You are drunk and insisting that one particular programme, rather than the company, governs the evening. Dlorah became appointment televisioned and hushed the bar for a broadcast nobody had mentioned. appointmented (/əˈpɔɪnt.mɛntd/) adj. A drinker who treats being assigned the coat-room queue as an office of considerable trust. Demi-may became appointmented and took charge of distributing coats after the pub closed.