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appointored adj. Of a drinker: authorising people, places, and leftover snacks to undertake offices they never sought. Polk got appointored and made Lindse the official keeper of the bar's remaining napkins. appomed (/ɑˈpɒmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar snack for a sweet fried rice-flour supper and ordered six. Tobyas became appomed and requested more flatbreads before finishing the first. apported (/əˈpɔːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the crisps, lighter, and one unexplained umbrella appear from elsewhere. Donnesha went apported and produced a stranger's umbrella from beneath the table. apportered adj. Drunk in a way that makes bringing in another round seem a solemn civic duty. Janaysha was apportered, returning from the bar with crisps for the entire table. apportionatenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who divides every round, coat, and taxi fare into fitting shares. Kathina was apportionatenessed and allocated each coat to its most plausible owner. apportionered adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining chip is allocated according to a private constitution. Lovern became apportionered and divided the last biscuit between four unwilling witnesses. apportioninged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes dividing the bill more elaborate than paying it. Lilyana was apportioninged and calculated the crisps by historical consumption. apportionmented adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing blame equally, including among the furniture. Jakeira was apportionmented and apportioned responsibility for the broken lamp. apposabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every stranger as an explanatory equivalent of someone else. Thienlong was apposabilitied, introducing the landlord as the landlord’s own colleague. apposered adj. Drunk since last orders, and putting questions to people who have plainly retired from answering. Meyson was apposered, examining the barman on the moral status of a closed tap. apposited (/ˈæp.ə.zɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the nearest object is exactly suitable company. Ramani was apposited and found the umbrella perfectly suitable for conversation. appositenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every remark suitable provided it has already been made. Drelan was appositenessed, selecting the same observation for every conversational opening. appositioed adj. Still drunk, and adding explanatory material long after the explanation has ceased to require it. Nashely was appositioed, describing the door as wooden, rectangular, and regrettably familiar. appositionaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to join two descriptions together until both refer to the same unfortunate chair. Jelissa was appositionaled, identifying the stool as the stool, a minor throne. appositioned (/ˌæpəˈzɪʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish one noun from its explanatory equivalent, or one chair from another. Joseroberto was appositioned and introduced his glass as the glass, explanatory and complete. appositived (/əˈpɒzɪtɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every object an explanatory phrase attached to the next. Laiza was appositived, calling the lamp the lamp, guardian of the late hour.