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apteryxed adj. Drunk past the point of flight, and content to waddle towards the nearest glass of water. Haadiya became apteryxed and crossed the sitting room with the solemnity of a small bird. aptiganelled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the medicine cabinet offers anything but further possibilities. aptituded (/ˈæptɪˌtjuːdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives natural ability to every household task except completing it. Dylan-john became aptituded and confidently loaded the dishwasher with one fork. aptnessed (/ˈæptnəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each domestic decision appears perfectly suited to the moment. Shanesa was aptnessed and selected the smallest glass for an impressively large amount of water. aptocained adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa feel locally anaesthetised and the legs optional. Leneka was aptocained and reported no sensation in either foot after the third cushion. aptonymed (/ˈæp.toʊ.nɪmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as though the furniture had named itself for the occasion. Bonnie-beau became aptonymed and addressed the recliner as though its title explained everything. aptonymied adj. Drunk on the strength of a household label that now seems uncannily descriptive. Lashyia was aptonymied and insisted the dish towel had chosen its own name. aptoprecipitationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and settling out of conversation into the nearest available sofa. Kayshawn became aptoprecipitationed and gradually deposited himself among the sofa cushions. aptoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and declining all further grammatical movement towards bed. Evva was aptoted on the sofa, where every sentence ended without changing form. aptronymed (/ˈæptɹəʊˌnɪmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the household object most suited to the resulting posture. Violeta was aptronymed, asleep beside the sofa with a cushion beneath her head. aptyaliaed adj. Still drunk, and producing just enough saliva to discuss the dryness at length. aptyalismed (/eɪˈtaɪəlɪzəmd/) adj. Too drunk to swallow crisps comfortably, but sufficiently conscious to regret choosing them. Kwanze was aptyalismed beside the sofa, chewing one crisp with administrative patience. aptychused adj. Sufficiently drunk to harden into a protective plate beneath the sitting-room blanket. Rickson became aptychused beneath the duvet and resisted all proposals involving the stairs. apu mallkued adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself supreme leader of the kitchen and issue orders about toast. Dawn became apu mallkued and directed the toaster from the safety of the sofa. apuanited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can chemically account for, and settling blackly beside the fridge. Jono became apuanited and sat beside the fridge, reflecting on its mineral authority. apudomaed adj. Drunk and secreting opinions into every conversation, as though each were an endocrine message.