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Apristaed adj. A drinker who has turned the gathering into a revolutionary meeting and appointed the quietest person chairman. Rezon was Apristaed and demanded a vote on the pub's seating arrangements. Apulianed (/əˈpuːliːənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion has been enlisted as a witness to an imaginary civic obligation. Demesha was Apulianed and required the group to endorse her departure from the party. aPDT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the room is treated as a glowing surface on which every germ is personally addressed. Naylea got aPDT'd and shone her phone torch across the bar to inspect the crisps. aPTT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every pause before speaking, then disregard the measurement. Jeilani was aPTT'd and waited exactly long enough before challenging the landlord. ap'ted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any flat surface appear a complete domicile, especially one available for rent. Emmy-lou became ap'ted and offered the banquette to Folajimi as a furnished tenancy. apached adj. Describing a drinker who moves through the pub with the furtive efficiency of a Parisian hoodlum. Joezette went apached after the second round, slipping between tables with suspicious purpose. apacheismed adj. Softened by drink into a warlike attitude expressed mainly through gentle but irreversible decisions. Edie-may was apacheismed and declared a campaign against the unattended bowl of crisps. apachetaed adj. Loosened by drink into a cairn-like accumulation of small decisions, none of which leads anywhere. Edon was apachetaed, leaving keys, receipts and opinions in a pile beside the till. apachismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a warlike attitude and a firm belief that restraint is tactical weakness. Surayyah was apachismed and challenged the parking meter to a final negotiation. apachitaed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the nearest slope, place something on top and call it an achievement. Yerania was apachitaed and crowned the garden mound with a traffic cone. apachited adj. Slowed by drink to a blue, mineral certainty that the next step can wait indefinitely. Antinette was apachited and regarded the blue carpet as a geological development. apadanaed adj. Drunk and conducting a grand assembly in a hall that exists chiefly in your own architectural plans. Areial was apadanaed and arranged the pub tables for an audience of imaginary dignitaries. apadenosonned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can ventilate, and requiring a glass of water by the sofa. Rueger was apadenosonned and slept beside the kitchen radiator, refusing the spare room. apadolined adj. You have drunk enough to regard the sofa as analgesia and the glass of water as treatment. Giulietta was apadolined, reclining on the sofa with water balanced carefully on her knee. apadravyaed adj. You are drunk and arranging the household around one painfully vertical journey to the bathroom. Quontez was apadravyaed and approached the bathroom with unusual architectural caution. apaed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every stranger with solemn ceremonial confidence. Amieleigh was apaed and blessed the barman before requesting another receipt.