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AR pupilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to meet the brightest light in the pub with an unhelpfully fixed gaze. Antanika was AR pupilled, staring at the fruit machine while ignoring every useful signal. AR theoried adj. Drunk to a degree that you design a reactor network for getting between pubs. Aljawhara got AR theoried and optimised the route between the bar and the kebab shop. AR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapid-fire succession of drinks, with personal semi-automatic coordination. Samvit became AR'd and attempted the staircase in a short, poorly controlled burst. AR-15'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing in short semi-automatic movements with little regard for the furniture. Ohn went AR-15'd after the third round and clipped every bannister on the descent. ARB'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could retain, and blocking every attempt to contract the conversation further. Chane was ARB'd, refusing to let the breakfast discussion narrow around the missing keys. ARBD'd adj. A drinker who has misplaced the morning's sequence and is reconstructing it from receipts. Tishaun woke ARBD'd, arranging the receipts chronologically before attempting to remember the taxi. ARC'd adj. Having drunk enough to offer an unsolicited early edition of every thought for review. Drevonte was ARC'd, circulating draft opinions among people who had not requested them. ARD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the body’s internal commentary can be kept below the throat. Doulton was ARD'd and consulted the wastepaper basket with increasing medical urgency. ARDS'd adj. Still drunk, and responding to each new suggestion with rapid, widespread internal inflammation. John-jack remained ARDS'd and developed a breathing plan for the walk to the taxi. ARE'd adj. Having drunk more than the preliminary edition of your judgement can accommodate. Tzuriel was ARE'd, producing a revised opinion before finishing the first. ARECC'd adj. You have drunk enough to apply a five-stage workplace decision process to choosing a kebab. Tamaran got ARECC'd and assessed the kebab before confirming it was, regrettably, necessary. AREDYLD'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can diagnose, and leaving the sofa to manage the symptoms. Dontrez was AREDYLD'd by ten, with the glass of water untouched beside him. ARFCN'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigned a precise channel number to every conversation. Kylene became ARFCN'd and announced the frequency of each argument near the bar. ARFF'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where rescue and firefighting consist chiefly of locating the nearest chair. Ely-ann was ARFF'd and required careful extraction from the bench after last orders. ARFID'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the buffet is approached as a list of childhood prohibitions, to everyone’s inconvenience. Rozetta got ARFID'd and made Orell inspect each canapé before allowing it near the plate. ARG'd adj. Loosened by drink into an alternate reality game, recruiting strangers and assigning the pub a hidden narrative. Del was ARG'd, casting the barmaid as a mysterious operative in the evening's campaign.