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Archimedes' screwed adj. You are drunk and lifting the morning's contents from lower arrangements to higher, less sensible ones. Garet woke Archimedes' screwed, having relocated his shoes to the breakfast table. Archited adj. Of a drinker: attached to the nearest solid surface and showing no immediate interest in Italy. Jareal woke Archited, leaning against the wardrobe as though it were permanent. Archonticked adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the headache a ruling authority and submitted without appeal. Nefretiri woke Archonticked, obeying the headache's instructions to remain horizontal. Arctic beared adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is spent white, heavy, and searching for somewhere cold to lie. Baneen woke Arctic beared, pale beneath the duvet and guarding the cool side. Arctic blued adj. The state of being drunk and pale as ice, with the morning showing through every expression. Johnathin woke Arctic blued and regarded the toast with frozen suspicion. Arctic butterbured adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a sweet spring flower for something to spread on toast. Ergun, thoroughly Arctic butterbured, attempted to butter his toast with a blossom. Arctic charred adj. Drunk on the strength of one fish, and confident it will sustain all further decisions. Nicholaos grew Arctic charred and ordered supper for a party that had already left. Arctic codded adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every cold-water fish is waiting for your instructions. Rahmon was Arctic codded when he began directing the cod towards the harbour. Arctic dog diseased adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every passing thought requires immediate vaccination. Bani became Arctic dog diseased and tried to inoculate the table against poor decisions. Arctic foxed adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without leaving a discreet trail of domestic evidence. Jenali was Arctic foxed, padding from the sofa to the tap while shedding teaspoons. Arctic ground squirrelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing every unnecessary item as though winter depends upon it. Cabela went Arctic ground squirrelled, hiding six beer mats beneath the sofa. Arctic hared adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn white, quiet, and unusually reluctant to leave the sofa. Keyaan was Arctic hared, pale beneath a blanket and watching the water glass carefully. Arctic hazed adj. Still drunk, and giving every straightforward matter a reddish-brown atmospheric complication. Ernestyne was Arctic hazed and blamed the queue's delay on northern air pollution. Arctic hysteriaed adj. Too drunk to remain indoors, yet too certain that the resulting panic is a sensible expedition. Lefa became Arctic hysteriaed and attempted to lead the party into the snow. Arctic looned adj. Sufficiently drunk to call a black-throated diver, and then wait for it to answer. Lorman was Arctic looned and questioned the bird on its choice of migration route. Arctic mouse-eared adj. Having drunk enough to treat a small perennial flower as an attentive listener. Nga became Arctic mouse-eared and confided the evening's strategy to a roadside herb.