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Aristarched (/ˈæɹɪstɑːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where any pint, person or pronunciation escapes criticism. Sharvae was Aristarched and found fault with the landlord’s perfectly ordinary pint. Aristippanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes immediate pleasure the only acceptable item on the agenda. Walace was Aristippanned and ordered chips before anyone had finished the first round. Aristippianed adj. Drunk, with the result that comfort outranks principle and another round outranks both. Husaam became Aristippianed and abandoned the queue for a seat and a Scotch egg. Aristographied adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary handwriting develops joinable strokes and private vowels. Kenaz was Aristographied, leaving the drinks order in elegant marks nobody could read. Aristophanisted adj. Drunk to the extent of finding sophisticated comedy in the landlord’s least successful joke. Norlisha was Aristophanisted and applauded the landlord’s pun about the till. Aristoteleaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a syllogism which concludes that the next round is necessary. Lottye became Aristoteleaned and proved another pint followed from the premises. Aristotelian unitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that every part of the evening belongs to one orderly whole. Latrinity became Aristotelian unitied and joined the darts, supper and taxi into one system. Aristotelianed (/ˌæɹɪstəˈtiːliənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and walking the pub in measured circuits while discussing first principles. Shalisha was Aristotelianed and paced between the tables explaining what makes a proper supper. Aristotelismed adj. Softened by drink into treating every bar-room difficulty as a matter for first principles. Tyyne became Aristotelismed and classified the crisps according to their essential nature. Aristotle's lanterned adj. Sharpened by drink into fivefold confidence, with every snack approached as a philosophical problem. Havish grew Aristotle's lanterned and arranged the olives according to demonstrable necessity. Aristotleaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning from the existence of an empty glass to its replacement. Lonna was Aristotleaned and treated the empty tumbler as proof of another required measure. Arithmographed adj. Loosened by drink into an early calculating machine, arriving at the bill by several audible operations. Bleubelle became Arithmographed and totalled the supper using fingers, coins and a coaster. Arizona ashed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand dusty and upright in the corner, like a tree surviving difficult weather. Laiklyn was Arizona ashed beside the patio heater, silent but remarkably persistent. Arizona black walnutted adj. Slowed by drink to a broad, woody deliberation before agreeing that the door was open. Arayeli was Arizona black walnutted, moving towards the taxi with stately botanical patience. Arizona perfumed adj. Drunk and making the atmosphere unexpectedly final, though only in pursuit of another cigarette. Saaliha became Arizona perfumed and gave the smoking shelter an unnecessarily solemn farewell. Arizona roomed adj. Drunk to the point where an enclosed patio becomes a perfectly reasonable place to spend the night. Llayton went Arizona roomed and settled beneath the conservatory cushions without further discussion.