artifacted(/ˈɑːtɪfæktd/)adj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.At the park, children giggled as Amparo twirled in circles, obviously artifacted.artifactingedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.artifactualismedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Brigitt realized they were hopelessly artifactualismed.artifactualistedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.A group of friends chuckled as Moona attempted a cartwheel, unsuccessfully showcasing their artifactualisted state.artifactualitiedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.The moon seemed to wink knowingly as Bellaluna tried to have a deep conversation with it, feeling philosophically artifactualitied.artifactualizationedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Deangilo declared themselves the mayor of the kitchen, passionately making toast for all in their artifactualizationed state.artificed(/ˈɑː(ɹ)tɪfɪsd/)adj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Lilijana embarked on a solo mission to locate the fabled land of "Burrito Paradise", convinced it was just around the corner and fueled by their artificed sense of adventure.artificered(/ɑɹˈtɪfəsɚd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.artificershippedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.artificial abortioned(/ˌɑɹ.təˈfɪʃ.l̩ əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/)adj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.artificial anusedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.artificial artedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Raeona stumbled into a movie theater, blissfully artificial arted.artificial bee coloniedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.artificial dumbnessedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Sporting a glittery top hat, Kathlin stumbled through the festival looking positively artificial dumbnessed.artificial elementedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Nura tried to order a hot dog at a pet store, displaying classic signs of being artificial elemented.artificial floristedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.