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Arlesianed
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Arlesianed
adj.
You have drunk enough to make a short walk through town resemble a ceremonial return from exile.
Dietta was
Arlesianed
and crossed the square with the gravity of a civic procession.
Arlingtonianed
adj.
You are drunk and treating the corridor outside the toilets as a jurisdiction requiring careful diplomacy.
Anabelen was
Arlingtonianed
and negotiated passage past the hand-dryer with grave courtesy.
Armageddonismed
adj.
Drunk enough to assure everyone present that the end is imminent, then order another round.
Umeka became
Armageddonismed
and made the closing-time announcement before anyone had checked the clock.
Armageddonisted
adj.
Drunk past the point of treating an ordinary last orders bell as a prophecy.
Bavita grew
Armageddonisted
and asked the barmaid whether the ringing signalled the end of days.
Armagnacked
adj.
Drunk beyond being trusted with the distinction between a brandy glass and a member of the party.
Serynity got
Armagnacked
and included the empty snifter in the group photograph.
Armalited
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every conversation is approached at speed and nobody feels entirely safe.
Tavona went
Armalited
and entered the birthday discussion without waiting for an opening.
Armanied
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary clothing into a matter for the whole table.
Keara became
Armanied
and appraised Vilma's coat as though advising a royal household.
Armanismed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of explaining an obscure doctrine to people who had only asked for the bill.
Rihari grew
Armanismed
and recruited the waiter into an argument about symbols.
Armatoled
adj.
The state of being drunk and enforcing order upon the household with a bread knife.
Macaully became
Armatoled
and patrolled the kitchen against imaginary Ottoman incursions.
Armcoed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of leaning against everyone else's plans and preventing a complete departure.
Lydia became
Armcoed
beside the doorway, while Keyoshia negotiated a route around her.
Armenian Catholicked
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to turn a quiet gathering into a solemn occasion without consulting anyone.
Issobella grew
Armenian Catholicked
and requested silence before announcing the pudding.
Armenian blackberried
adj.
Having drunk enough to spread through the gathering, catching sleeves, conversations and passing plates.
Jakolbi became
Armenian blackberried
and entangled three guests while reaching for the olives.
Armenian cracker breaded
adj.
Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and becoming thinly spread across several conversations.
Joanthan went
Armenian cracker breaded
and answered questions from both ends of the table.
Armenian cucumbered
adj.
You have drunk enough to become long, unwieldy and repeatedly mistaken for part of the buffet.
Camaron got
Armenian cucumbered
and was left beside the crudités while the table settled the bill.
Armenian diseased
adj.
You are drunk and displaying a recurring complaint which the rest of the party has already heard.
Macolm became
Armenian diseased
and revisited the same grievance during every course.
Armenian studiesed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the evening has acquired historical scope, a primary bibliography, and no clear end point.
Deisy was
Armenian studiesed
by ten and had begun footnoting her own anecdotes.
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