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Artful Dodgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly relocating small items to more convenient ownership. Erisa went Artful Dodgered and returned from the buffet with someone else's bread roll. Arthur Daleyed adj. Softened by drink into negotiating every fare, coat-check, and taxi arrangement as though it were a confidence trick. Raford was Arthur Daleyed, selling the cloakroom attendant a complicated explanation for the missing ticket. Arthured (/ˈɑːθə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, stout-bearing certainty that the journey home can wait for another pint. Layeska was Arthured at last orders, stout in hand and unconcerned about the last bus. Arthurianaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every coat, queue, and taxi journey as material for a heroic cycle. Daimarion got Arthurianaed and gave the cloakroom queue a speech about honour and rightful precedence. Arthurianismed adj. Loosened by drink into turning the ordinary journey home into legend, complete with a perilous crossing. Aliauna became Arthurianismed and described the wet pavement as a significant episode in local history. Arthus reactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to form an immediate, disproportionate response whenever anyone mentions last orders. Leonzo became Arthus reactioned after the third round, treating the taxi queue as a personal challenge. Article 50'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where leaving is formally proposed, repeatedly postponed, and never completed. Kiona was Article 50'd beside the bar, announcing departure without approaching the door. Articulation Indexed adj. Drunk and measuring the journey home by how much of each announcement can still be heard. Cali-rose was Articulation Indexed, understanding only 'platform' and ordering another drink accordingly. Artin ringed adj. Drunk to the point where every round closes neatly on itself and no one can identify the beginning. Merryl was Artin ringed, ordering the same round again as though it completed a proof. Artotyritaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every remaining snack as part of the service and every crumb as a final course. Chaos was Artotyritaed by closing time, combining bread and cheese with the solemnity of a ceremony. Artotyrited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from sacrament, but not past requesting another round. Kenyla was Artotyrited and arranged the bar snacks into a quiet ceremony before leaving. Artsakhied adj. Drunk beyond the point where the map home remains a map, but still certain the next turning is correct. Perla was Artsakhied and confidently directed Tayla towards a station in the opposite direction. Artukided adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk home into a small, elaborate court, complete with disputed precedence. Kathyleen became Artukided and assigned every member of the taxi queue an official rank. Artuqided adj. Drunk, with the result that the taxi queue acquires a dynasty, a succession dispute, and no visible taxis. Saif was Artuqided outside the pub, appointing himself heir to the first available cab. Arubanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a warm round, and consequently convinced that coats are optional in January. Monzerath was Arubanned outside the pub, declining his coat for the short walk to the station. Arubianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the warmth of the bar into a distinctly unseasonable journey home. Sameria was Arubianed by the taxi rank, smiling at the cold as though it had made a mistake.