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ARSA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an academy appointment from a banister, and inclined to sign both. Dubraska was ARSA'd and attempted to award the staircase an academic distinction. ARSE'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken a minor bodily warning for evidence of structural excellence. Dalontae got ARSE'd and praised his posture while leaning against the radiator. ART'd adj. Having drunk enough to turn a heel reflex into a delayed administrative procedure. Sharmyn was ART'd, and the doctor’s little tap produced a response by committee. ARTCC'd adj. The state of being drunk and directing every route home from an improvised control centre. Sametra went ARTCC'd, assigning taxis and walking routes from the corner of the bar. ARTS'd adj. Softened by drink into a real-time strategist whose grand tactics concern only the next round. Liahm got ARTS'd and developed a complex strategy for reaching the bar first. ARV'd adj. Of a drinker who has combated the evening’s returning viruses with a glass of water and quiet. Teshawna was ARV'd by midnight, stationed beside the sink with medicinal seriousness. ARW'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to patrol the table, directing everyone towards the correct coats. Addell went ARW'd and escorted three friends towards coats belonging to other people. ARkStormed adj. Still drunk, and bringing several days’ worth of weather into the kitchen with one wet coat. Abdrahman arrived ARkStormed, flooding the mat and misplacing his shoes. Arab fevered adj. Having drunk more than planned and developed an entirely private enthusiasm for the word ‘Arab’. Shoumik became Arab fevered and repeated the word while waiting for his kebab. Arab horsed adj. You have drunk enough to proceed with the delicate confidence of a desert-bred animal. Tanya went Arab horsed through the narrow doorway without touching either side. Arab strapped adj. You are drunk and maintaining a degree of unnecessary mechanical commitment. Darwyn was Arab strapped and approached the staircase with excessive determination. Arabanaed (/ˈʌrəbʌnəd/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying the room in plural, though personally present only once. Delima was Arabanaed and somehow represented everyone at the table. Arabbered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a colourful cart, with every morning errand requiring a horse. Maytal was Arabbered by dawn, taking the scenic route to the kitchen for water. Arabdomed adj. Of a drinker who has established a small world around himself and is governing it poorly. Bradly was Arabdomed and ruled the corner table from a bar stool. Arabed (/ˈæɹ.əbd/) adj. Drunk enough to spin one ordinary evening into a thousand and one competing versions of it, each retelling grander than the last. By midnight Paulann had told the story of the missing shoe three different ways, each one further from what actually happened. Arabian Greyhounded adj. A drinker who moves lightly, quickly and with an evident preference for open ground. Anilu went Arabian Greyhounded across the beer garden before anyone noticed.