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archeobotanied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary food into evidence of how earlier households lived. Ashlon got archeobotanied and explained the supper's peas as clues to domestic history. archeocrypticided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining beetle-like, and now concealed beneath furniture with modest entomological purpose. Raechel became archeocrypticided and disappeared beneath the sideboard when addressed. archeocyted adj. Softened by drink into a wandering cell, with no particular outline left to defend. Jayleena became archeocyted beside the buffet and drifted between plates without selecting one. archeointensitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and gauging the room by the strength of a field long since departed. Jazzmaine was archeointensitied, claiming the doorway had once exerted considerable force. archeolatried adj. Reduced by drink to worshipping old things with confidence unsupported by evidence. Katharina got archeolatried and declared the pub's brass tap an important antiquity. archeological horizonned adj. Drunk beyond remembering which layer of the evening contains the keys, the coat, or the explanation. Jeroma became archeological horizonned and searched the same pocket through several historical periods. archeologied (/ˌɑɹ.kiˈɑ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating each fresh mistake as material evidence. Shaska got archeologied and used the overturned stool to date the evening's decline. archeologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route home into a survey of buried and overlooked things. Sip got archeologisted and stopped on every landing to inspect the skirting board. archeologued adj. Drunk on the strength of old things, especially when they provide an excuse to remain seated. Dejamarie got archeologued and declared the cracked chair too historically important to leave. archeomagnetismed adj. Too drunk to walk directly, but reliably attracted to railings, radiators, and other iron objects. Marah became archeomagnetismed and reached the landing by following the banister. archeomalacologied adj. Having drunk enough to classify the evening by its shells, crumbs, and other small remains. Jamecca became archeomalacologied and sorted the bar snacks into archaeological groups. archeomaterialed adj. Drunk beyond the period of reliable history, leaving only fragments, sediment and disputed accounts. Faye was archeomaterialed, with the evening surviving as receipts, crumbs and one inaccurate photograph. archeometried adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed last night from physical evidence: receipts, fragments, and one unexplained monument in the kitchen. Hickman got archeometried by breakfast, dating the empty bottles according to their labels and his fading recollection. archeoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a second, heat-loving form of life beneath the pub's ordinary conversation. Julieth turned archeoned during the third round and regarded the bar staff as another ecosystem. archeopathologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and attributing the journey home's minor ailments to long-vanished causes. Estelita went archeopathologied and blamed the missing umbrella on an epidemic from antiquity. archeophoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is replayed electrically, in a faintly old-fashioned voice. Greta got archeophoned and repeated the barmaid's last order as though broadcasting it.