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archerited adj. A drinker who has acquired a mineral complexion and the unmistakable aroma of the cellar. Yona became archerited after lying beside the pub's leaking keg. archershipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised glass is handled with professional precision and no useful aim. Istvan got archershipped and poured his pint neatly into the fruit bowl. archery grounded adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a low, stable position from which no further movement is advisable. Keshava became archery grounded beneath the dartboard and declined every offer of a taxi. archery tagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the pub into a harmless combat exercise involving foam and evasive manoeuvres. Whitli got archery tagged and challenged Arohan to a duel with rolled beer mats. archespored adj. Describing a drinker who develops several possible futures, all of which involve a quick lie-down. Veranda became archespored and produced competing plans for reaching the sofa. archesporiumed adj. Still drunk, and producing the first stirrings of tomorrow's spores in the upholstery. Lynnsie remained archesporiumed, quietly giving rise to several new plans beside the radiator. archeted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a violin box from a particularly formal suitcase. Brockton, archeted, placed his coat carefully inside the violin case. archetiered adj. Sufficiently drunk to repair an invisible bow, then invoice the household for the restoration. Kayleemarie grew archetiered and inspected the umbrella as though it needed rehairing. archetyped (/ˈɑːkɪtaɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every subsequent person as a lesser copy of the first one met. Felicidad became archetyped and treated the first taxi passenger as the model for humanity. archetypisted adj. You have drunk enough to assign Jungian significance to the person guarding the crisps. Luvella got archetypisted and identified the crisp bowl as a maternal symbol. archetypoided adj. You are drunk and occupying the centre of a cluster composed chiefly of abandoned coats. Abayomi became archetypoided, with three coats and a scarf arranged around him. archeused (/ɑːˈkiːəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has entrusted the evening's chemistry to a vital principle and a takeaway menu. archfiended (/ˈɑɹt͡ʃ.findd/) adj. A drinker who has attained supreme fiendishness, chiefly by hiding the bottle opener. Wilie was archfiended and concealed the bottle opener beneath a ceremonial cushion. archflamened adj. A drinker so far gone that the crisps are received as sacred offerings. Anyce became archflamened and blessed the bowl before allowing anyone to take one. archfoed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding a familiar household object as an archenemy. Siddharth became archfoed and challenged the coat stand to settle matters outside. archfooled adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved the highest available degree of foolishness, then misplaced it. Hibah was archfooled and searched the fridge for the spectacles already on her face.