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architectured (/ˈɑː.kɪˌtɛk.tʃəd/) adj. Too drunk to design a building, but not too drunk to judge its proportions. Lameck was architectured and rejected the corridor as insufficiently graceful. archited adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every discussion of buildings to a short, confident abbreviation. Elestine was archited by midnight and described the conservatory as simply 'good'. architeuthided adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the room with long, flexible limbs and a distant expression. Reya was architeuthided, reaching across the table for a glass that was beside her hand. architeuthised adj. Having drunk more than was useful, and spreading through the room like a giant squid. Creighton was architeuthised, with an arm in every conversation and no clear destination. architextualitied adj. Drunk and treating every stumble as a recognised genre, with its own textual conventions. Michealangelo became architextualitied and classified his fall against the banister as experimental prose. architextured adj. Drunk to the point where several conversations have combined into one elaborate, unstable category. Alexandra got architextured and addressed three unrelated anecdotes as a single architectural work. architomied adj. Drunk enough to divide from the group, reorganise yourself, and forget where your limbs belong. Zacary became architomied on the stairs, separating from the party and reassembling beside the umbrella stand. architourismed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising buildings as places rather than obstacles. Awbree was architourismed and inspected the pub frontage while leaning against its door. architouristed adj. Drunk beyond balance, yet still chiefly concerned with visiting notable buildings. Jesseca was architouristed and took the long route home to examine three municipal facades. architransemed (/ˌɑːkɪˈtɹænziːmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence a translation between what was said and what arrived. Smilte became architransemed and turned a simple request for water into an elaborate paraphrase. architraved (/ˈɑɹ.kɪ.tɹeɪvd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you support yourself on every capital, pillar, and available upright. Virdell went architraved along the corridor, resting on furniture as though it were a colonnade. archityped adj. Having drunk more than the original model can reasonably bear, and now copying its worst habits. Demilouise was archityped, repeating the landlord's toast with declining accuracy. archivabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every movement seem suitable for careful long-term preservation. Sundari became archivabilitied and held her pose beside the coat rack for several minutes. archival scienced adj. Drunk on the strength of a filing system that places the stairs under ‘unlikely routes’. Katiemae became archival scienced and catalogued the bannister according to probable points of contact. archivaled (/ɑːˈkaɪv(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of storing each failed attempt at standing as a permanent record. Brishauna was archivaled, leaving a chronological trail of cushions between the sofa and stairs. archivalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining an orderly archive of every glass already finished. Isriel was archivalismed and could recount the evening by bottle, interval, and subsequent wobble.