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archliberaled
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and willing to let every coat leave the premises before you do.
Barnabus got
archliberaled
and proposed that the taxi queue should have no barriers.
archlorded
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and ruling over the coats, the queue, and several unrelated households.
Luecile became
archlorded
and assigned every coat a destination outside the pub.
archluted
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish the two necks of the coat stand from the two arms of your companion.
Giro was
archluted
and attempted to tune the coat stand before leaving.
archlutisted
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to play the journey home in several overlapping courses.
Khade became
archlutisted
and provided bass notes for the entire walk to the station.
archmaged
(/ˈɑːtʃmeɪdʒd/)
adj.
Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably supply, and treating the coatroom as an enchanted chamber.
Kess became
archmaged
and asked the attendant to release the hidden vehicle.
archmagicianed
adj.
You have drunk enough to make a round disappear, then produce its receipt from your sleeve.
Markon turned
archmagicianed
and made the change from the final round vanish.
archmagused
adj.
Of a drinker: powerful enough to declare last orders personally, though the landlord disagrees.
Cante grew
archmagused
and announced closing time from beside the fruit machine.
archmarshaled
adj.
Of a drinker who has arranged the homeward procession according to an obsolete imperial hierarchy.
Julianie became
archmarshaled
and placed the soberest passenger at the front of the taxi.
archmastered
adj.
Describing a drinker who has mastered the route home, except for the final and essential turning.
Satine was
archmastered
until the familiar street acquired an additional corner.
archmodernisted
adj.
A drinker who has replaced the traditional walk home with an arrangement of unrelated taxis.
Chisom became
archmodernisted
and divided the party between three vehicles for one destination.
archmolded
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the car's wheel arch appears the safest available shelter.
Constanca got
archmolded
and rested against the taxi's wheel as though fitted to it.
archmoulded
adj.
The state of being drunk and secured to the taxi by a protective strip of misplaced dignity.
Oceal became
archmoulded
and leaned along the taxi's wheel arch during the fare dispute.
archmurderered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has dispatched the evening's practical arrangements beyond recovery.
Jimbob grew
archmurderered
and sent the taxi to an address he had never visited.
archnationalisted
adj.
Reduced by drink to defending your local pub against the claims of every other establishment.
archnemesised
adj.
Softened by drink into regarding the taxi queue as a personal enemy worthy of reconciliation.
Courtnee became
archnemesised
and apologised to the queue before joining it again.
archnessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into finding a pointed objection to every proposed route home.
Marilina grew
archnessed
and rejected the taxi because its headlights seemed argumentative.
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