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archologied (/ɑːkˈɒləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into tracing the origins of the evening through each round, receipt, and abandoned coat. Yolandra became archologied and reconstructed the first round from a crumpled till slip. archonned (/ˈɑː(ɹ)kənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a chief magistrate from the rest of the company, and to defer accordingly. Jamilliah, archonned by supper, appointed the waiter chief magistrate of the table. archonshipped adj. Having drunk enough to regard a magistrate’s rank as an attainable social position. Kashwin became archonshipped and began hearing complaints about the music. archontated adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with merely holding office, and now exercising it over everyone present. Wylder was archontated and settled a dispute over the last sausage. archontiaed adj. You have drunk enough to convert a modest evening into an ancient magistracy. Prunelle became archontiaed and demanded orderly submissions from the queue. archontologied (/ɑːkɒnˈtɒləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk with a scholarly concern for obsolete offices and their occupants. Enda became archontologied and footnoted the landlord’s authority at length. archontologisted adj. You are drunk and investigating who held which office, including the bartender’s. Shonnie got archontologisted and reconstructed the pub’s entire chain of command. archoplasmed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an internal attraction sphere and is drawing furniture towards it. Tavishi grew archoplasmed and collected three stools without changing seats. archosaured adj. Describing a drinker who has reverted to a large, ancient reptilian manner of proceeding. Jabus went archosaured and crossed the room with prehistoric deliberation. archosaurianed adj. A drinker who has acquired the patient, scaly composure of something from a much earlier era. Nari became archosaurianed and basked beside the radiator in silence. archosauriformed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired an extinct reptilian morphology. Sevana grew archosauriformed and occupied the sofa as though it were a fossil bed. archosauromorphed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually assuming the bearing of an obsolete, lizard-like creature. Latoynia became archosauromorphed and retreated beneath the largest available coat. archpaladinned (/ɑɹt͡ʃˈpælədɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself supreme defender of an entirely unthreatened room. Tomikia, archpaladinned, challenged a coat stand to account for its presence. archpirated adj. Reduced by drink to commanding a pirate crew wherever one happens to be standing. Jareb grew archpirated and requisitioned the table’s last bottle. archpractitionerred (/ɑː(ɹ)tʃ.pɹækˈtɪʃənɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the foremost practitioner of a skill nobody had requested. Sidora became archpractitionerred and demonstrated advanced methods of pouring water. archprelated adj. Loosened by drink into a chief ecclesiastical dignity, with the accompanying tendency to bless furniture. Adaleah grew archprelated and bestowed a blessing upon the umbrella stand.