Archbishop of Banterburied
Archimedes' constanted

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Archbishop of Banterburied adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's wit returns as a detailed account of the headache. Siam woke Archbishop of Banterburied, having recounted the same joke to the kettle. Archey's frogged adj. Drunk past the point of rising cleanly, and now making small, damp movements beneath the duvet. Kaylaa emerged Archey's frogged, crouched beside the sink and unwilling to stand.
Archibald wheelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you remarkably resilient, elastic, and unwilling to travel in a straight line. Hardison arrived Archibald wheelled, resiliently bouncing off the hallway walls. Archie Bunker housed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rigidly framed, clapboarded in place, and facing the wrong way. Rashyia woke Archie Bunker housed, fixed against the bedhead beneath yesterday's shirt. Archie Bunkerismed adj. Drunk to the extent of having strong opinions about the headache and no evidence for them. Yelena was Archie Bunkerismed, blaming the curtains for an entirely self-inflicted morning. Archied (/ˈɑːkid/) adj. Reduced by drink to locating the floor with greater certainty than any other geographical feature. Tari became Archied beneath the table, while Shateara negotiated a route to the coat rack. Archimedean ordered fielded adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the morning by magnitude, with toast as the greatest element. Raelene woke Archimedean ordered fielded and ranked water above every other necessity. Archimedean pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and now regarding the headache from a supposedly objective position. Gerrid woke Archimedean pointed, certain the bedroom offered a neutral view of regret. Archimedean propertied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still discovering a larger number capable of exceeding yesterday's promises. Trennan woke Archimedean propertied with a larger apology than the message required. Archimedean screwed adj. Still drunk, and turning steadily in bed as though lifting the morning to a higher level. Vema woke Archimedean screwed, rotating carefully until the room stopped rising. Archimedean solided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the many regular faces of the room, now reduced to one dependable mass. Divyansh woke Archimedean solided, viewing the bedroom as one well-organised lump. Archimedean spiralled adj. Sufficiently drunk to move farther from the bed's centre at a constant, regrettable rate. Ladessa woke Archimedean spiralled, having reached the far edge of the mattress overnight. Archimedeaned (/ˌɑːkɪˈmiːdi.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that seemed elegant last night and will not survive tea. Niaira woke Archimedeaned, still proving the taxi fare was mathematically inevitable. Archimedes numbered adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the morning's floating objects by density, beginning with the stomach. Eleck woke Archimedes numbered and tested the buoyancy of a biscuit in his tea. Archimedes screwed adj. You have drunk enough to keep twisting the morning upwards, though the water remains below. Eimantas was Archimedes screwed, rotating in bed before attempting the stairs.
Archimedes' constanted adj. Having drunk more than pi, and now pursuing a circular route between bed, water, and regret. Salif went Archimedes' constanted, completing three circular journeys to the bathroom.