As - Page 1
AS Levelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat each stair as an examination question and still expect progression to count. Orly became AS Levelled and revised the first step before attempting the second. AS levelled adj. Having drunk enough to pass only the first stage of the stairs, with the upper course deferred. Ronnica was AS levelled and regarded the landing as adequate academic progress. AS-levelled adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's washing-up as an examination requiring several sittings. Teneesha was AS-levelled and revised the washing-up list without attempting any of it. ASA charactered adj. Having drunk more than a line can contain, and beginning each utterance with a control instruction. Georgia-mai became ASA charactered, prefacing every sentence with directions for the printer. ASA'd adj. Drunk in a way that places the final round on permanent high-readiness alert. Fahim went ASA'd, ordering defensive drinks whenever anyone mentioned leaving. ASAC'd (/ˈeɪsækd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating minor pub incidents as matters requiring command. Lanell became ASAC'd when the last bowl of nuts went missing. ASAR'd adj. You have drunk enough to detect every returning signal in the room, including the kettle's hostile reflection. Kongmong was ASAR'd, mapping the kitchen's echoes before locating the water glass. ASAT'd adj. Having drunk enough to put every orbiting thought out of commission before it reaches the bar. Kadra was ASAT'd, knocking satellites from the conversation with each new anecdote. ASB'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's aerodynamics could support, with a conspicuous bulge in the proceedings. Custodio was ASB'd, carrying a pronounced front and disturbing the flow around the snug. ASBCA'd adj. Still drunk, and prepared to conduct a formal hearing over who had agreed to pay the deposit. Dreylan was ASBCA'd and called Haddy to give evidence about the missing umbrella. ASBM'd adj. You have drunk enough to launch a firm, poorly guided message at anyone near the bar. Rozanna was ASBM'd, sending a ballistic complaint across the room about the queue. ASBO'd (/ˈæzbəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn ordinary stairwell etiquette into an officially reportable disturbance. Nilayah got ASBO'd and argued with the handrail throughout the descent. ASC'd adj. You have drunk enough to enter an altered state of consciousness in which the bar's geometry becomes negotiable. Sarahbella went ASC'd and took the coat cupboard for the ladies' entrance. ASCA'd adj. Softened by drink into diagnosing every awkward feeling as an antibody finding. Metha became ASCA'd and recommended medical testing before dessert. ASCII arted adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the room into punctuation, slashes and brackets before attempting the stairs. Zanay got ASCII arted and described the staircase using brackets, pipes and forward slashes. ASCIIficationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted speech, gestures and balance into a limited character set. Abimbola became ASCIIficationed, expressing each stumble with a small, precise symbol.