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ascarylosed adj. Drunk in a way that strips every exchange down to its simplest possible sweetness. Viren became ascarylosed and reduced the supper conversation to repeated compliments. asced adj. Of a drinker who has passed the relevant statute, and now treats the taxi queue as binding legislation. Aleathea was asced outside the pub, enforcing an orderly queue with the confidence of written law. ascendanced (/əˈsɛndənsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every discussion acquires a hierarchy and you are at the top. Machella arrived ascendanced and appointed herself chair of the kitchen conversation. ascendancied (/əˈsɛndənsid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming dominant control over a room that was managing perfectly well. Tuesday became ascendancied and rearranged the seating without consulting anyone. ascendanted (/əˈsɛnd(ə)ntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the heavens have arranged the evening around you. Kaleah became ascendanted and assigned astrological significance to everyone leaving early. ascendenced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary conversation feel like an audience granted by yourself. Aoibheann grew ascendenced and received each contribution as a petition. ascendencied adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely private conviction that the room is under your command. Jennedy grew ascendencied and began directing traffic between the buffet and the sofa. ascendented adj. Drunk by the third round, and reading the evening as an archaic horoscope of personal importance. Twaina was ascendented and explained the party's fortunes through an obsolete zodiac. ascendered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to rise through every conversation in the building. Greenley went ascendered and climbed from table to table, collecting introductions. ascendeured adj. Still drunk, and using each nearby person as something to pull yourself towards. Chancler stayed ascendeured, hauling himself between chairs whenever someone called his name. ascending cervical arteried adj. Having drunk enough to branch off from the main conversation and supply several unnecessary side discussions. Mailene became ascending cervical arteried and opened three separate debates beside the dinner table. ascending chain conditioned adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can accommodate before your sequence of anecdotes becomes constant. Jorrel was ascending chain conditioned after repeating the same story to each successive guest. ascending colonned adj. You have drunk enough to move steadily along the room, drawing reluctant company behind you. Desmond went ascending colonned from the bar to the garden, gathering explanations en route. ascending noded adj. You are drunk and crossing every conversational boundary in a northward direction. Guneev became ascending noded and wandered into increasingly private discussions. ascending palatine arteried adj. Of a drinker: branching into two equally forceful lines of conversation, neither supplying anything useful. Kyly became ascending palatine arteried and addressed the host and the neighbours simultaneously. ascending pharyngeal arteried adj. Of a drinker who has supplied the room with a warm, persistent flow of conversation. Curtavious grew ascending pharyngeal arteried and kept both sides of the table talking.