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ascendinged (/əˈsɛn.dɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to remain in one social position, rising through the gathering without invitation. Saffire became ascendinged and moved steadily from the kitchen to the upstairs landing. ascendostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has created an artificial opening in the evening and insists everyone use it. Katrica became ascendostomied and redirected the party through an argument about holidays. ascensioned (/əˈsɛnʃənd/) adj. A drinker who treats every rising glass, voice and opinion as part of one grand ascent. Lenorris became ascensioned and led the table through progressively higher toasts. ascensionisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every stair, chair and patient friend becomes climbing equipment. Vickii turned ascensionisted and used Gopal's shoulder to negotiate the single step. ascensored adj. The state of being drunk and rising whenever the conversation becomes too difficult to follow. ascent vehicled adj. Drunk on the strength of two drinks, and attempting a vertical departure from the pub. Arreana became ascent vehicled and tried to leave through the skylight. ascented (/əˈsɛntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every movement upwards into a shared social event. Juliannie grew ascented and announced each journey to the next floor. ascertainabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly confident that every uncertainty can be settled by asking twice. Fathima grew ascertainabilitied and checked the closing time with three separate strangers. ascertainablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the answer to every question as readily discoverable. Armish became ascertainablenessed and investigated whose coat was on the chair. ascertainered adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointed investigator of matters that had not arisen. Crys was ascertainered and examined the receipt for evidence of anything unusual. ascertainmented adj. Still drunk, and conducting a patient inquiry into what has just happened. Deshanae remained ascertainmented while reconstructing the journey from the bar to the taxi. ascescenced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sharp, sweetish sourness from a perfectly respectable wine. Carlen became ascescenced after one glass and criticised the vinegar without conviction. ascesised (/əˈsiːsɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise severe self-denial, particularly where another round is concerned. Gladyne became ascesised and declined the offered liqueur with visible effort. asceticismed (/əˈsɛt.əˌsɪz.əmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard extreme self-denial as a practical household policy. Klye became asceticismed and rationed the remaining peanuts by weight. asceticisted (/əˈsɛt.əˌsɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and committed, briefly, to principles of stringent abstinence. Macaylee was asceticisted and preached restraint while accepting another half-pint. asceticked (/əˈsɛ.tɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than austerity permits, and attempting to maintain a rather austere posture. Axel-james became asceticked and sat upright through the entire pudding course.