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asomatognosicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced awareness of several ordinary bodily parts. Anquenette was asomatognosicked and asked whether her knee had arrived separately. asoniaed (/əˈsoʊniəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot distinguish a tune from a reasonable approximation of one. Huberto was asoniaed and applauded before the song had properly begun. asopaoed adj. Reduced by drink to a stew-like condition, with several earlier intentions remaining in suspension. Mekenzy was asopaoed and could no longer separate dinner plans from the conversation. asopided adj. Softened by drink into a moth-like presence, drawn towards whatever light remains on. Brittanii was asopided and settled beneath the brightest lamp in the room. asoprisniled adj. Sharpened by drink into a selective regulator of other people's evening arrangements. Myamarie was asoprisniled and adjusted the seating plan without consulting anyone. aspacochiosided adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a steroid glycoside with an unusually specific identity. Cambrea was aspacochiosided and introduced herself to the bouncer as a laboratory compound. aspafiliosided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a steroid glycoside being considered in a laboratory. Torsten was aspafiliosided and took several minutes to select the nearest chair. aspalathused adj. Drunk and spreading quietly, like a flowering plant that has found an unattended corner. Thyrone was aspalathused and occupied the windowsill with botanical patience. asparacosided adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining decision resembles a particular steroid glycoside. Joanell was asparacosided and treated the wine list as a biochemical classification. asparaginased adj. You have drunk enough to break every instruction into a substrate and a smaller, less manageable product. Chidumebi reached the landing and hydrolysed his sentence into fragments, thoroughly asparaginased. asparagined adj. You are drunk and reduced to a simple, readily rearranged unit whenever anyone asks you a question. Teejay became asparagined and answered the same question with three different structures. asparaginic acided adj. Of a drinker who has lost the short route from thought to speech and now arrives by several longer ones. Lauriane, asparaginic acided, took four attempts to name the staircase. asparaginyled (/ˌæs.pəˈɹæ.d͡ʒə.nɪld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become one-sided, reactive, and difficult to detach from the bar. Jon was asparaginyled, leaning decisively left whenever the floor moved. asparagoided adj. A drinker who has acquired several decorative appendages, all of them liable to catch on furniture. Catileya became asparagoided and collected a chair, scarf, and lampshade on the way upstairs. asparagolited adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become a dull, crystalline obstacle to its own progress. Rasheba, asparagolited, descended the stairs one mineralised step at a time. asparagosided adj. The state of being drunk and steroidally certain that every movement deserves a ceremonial entrance. Fatuma arrived asparagosided, raising one hand before attempting the stairs.