asparagus beanedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Dardan fell asleep in a taxi, utterly asparagus beaned after a wild night out.asparagus beetledadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.asparagus fernedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Huddled around a kebab stand, Lakicia shared stories and laughs, appearing warmly asparagus ferned.asparagus lettucedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.asparagus peaedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Lelaina fell asleep in a shopping cart, peacefully asparagus peaed.asparagus rolledadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.asparagusatedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.asparagused(/əˈspæɹ.ə.ɡəsd/)adj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.asparagusic acidedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Orli proclaimed their undying love for a bar stool, in a moment of pure asparagusic acided.asparaninnedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Attempting to order a drink, Nakitia slurred their words, clearly blitzed.asparasaponinnedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.asparginedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.asparosidedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.aspartamed(/əˈspɑːteɪmd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Milburn confidently declared their undying love for a pizza, passionately aspartamed.aspartamidedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Tyeast attempted to high-five a statue, believing it was a long-lost friend, displaying a sense of camaraderie despite being distinctly aspartamided.aspartamined(/æsˈpɑː(ɹ)təmiːnd/)adj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Janalis tried to pay for drinks with a handful of confetti, clearly aspartamined.