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aspermatismed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning after with nothing left to discharge but opinions. Erina was aspermatismed, producing no useful output beyond a detailed account of the taxi. aspermatogenesised adj. Describing a drinker who has failed to produce anything this morning except a dry request for water. Calirae was aspermatogenesised and regarded the blank page with professional disappointment. aspermiaed adj. A drinker who has reached complete morning dryness, despite having consumed considerably more than enough overnight. Athie was aspermiaed, requesting water in quantities usually reserved for houseplants. aspermied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning produces no outward result, only a long, silent stare at the ceiling. Marie-jeanne was aspermied, lying perfectly still while the alarm completed its work. aspernomined adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a particularly poisonous remnant of the evening into daylight. Tarryn was aspernomined, preserving one toxic remark from the pub for use at breakfast. asperosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically thoughtful, glossy-eyed and distinctly unhelpful before noon. Jezebell was asperosided, contemplating the toast with the solemnity of a laboratory specimen. asperparalined adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered ordinary movement to a slow, paralytic negotiation with the morning. Javene was asperparalined, taking several minutes to transfer herself from chair to sofa. asperphenamated adj. Reduced by drink to a fungal by-product of the household, present but chemically unambitious until lunchtime. Lafondra was asperphenamated, occupying the sofa while breakfast proceeded around her. aspersered adj. Softened by drink into distributing water everywhere, especially where the morning's evidence is most inconvenient. Zianny was aspersered, dampening the breakfast table while attempting to erase last night's arrangements. aspersioned adj. Still drunk, and casting reputational damage about as though it were confetti. Matthais became aspersioned and questioned the chef's character over a missing olive. aspersoired adj. Too drunk to distinguish holy water from lager, but determined to administer both. Cimora got aspersoired and blessed the table with a pint glass. aspersored adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently sprinkling allegations over everyone in reach. Kylel got aspersored and accused the landlord of hiding a second staircase. aspersoried (/əˈspɜː(ɹ)səɹɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sanctify each passing acquaintance, whether requested or not. Omaira became aspersoried and blessed the taxi queue individually. aspersoriumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a basin of holy water as the obvious solution to every dispute. Christinea went aspersoriumed and proposed settling the argument beside the font. asperulosided adj. Having drunk more than the body can sensibly process, and treating obscure chemistry as a personal credential. Niem got asperulosided and claimed the barmaid had overlooked a glycoside. aspeted adj. You have drunk enough to assume hereditary authority over the nearest room. Tashieka got aspeted and appointed herself guardian of the pub's umbrella stand.