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asphalt concreted adj. Describing a drinker who has become hard, granular and confidently laid across the wrong route. Bobie got asphalt concreted and blocked the pavement while explaining a shortcut. asphalt emulsioned adj. A drinker who has mixed incompatible plans into one unstable, surprisingly persuasive proposal. Loyle became asphalt emulsioned and combined karaoke with a midnight furniture delivery. asphalt jungled adj. A drinker so far gone that the city seems hostile, navigable only by instinct and poor confidence. Coby-joe got asphalt jungled and challenged three parking meters to guide him home. asphalt shingled adj. The state of being drunk and layered in small, weather-resistant decisions that seemed sensible at the time. Shallin went asphalt shingled and wore three coats to a warm restaurant. asphaltaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has distilled the evening into dark, insoluble certainty. Tilton became asphaltaned and rejected every suggestion that involved turning back. asphalted (/ˈæsfæltd/) adj. You are drunk and confidently treating every route, surface and shortcut as equally permanent. Makson got asphalted and directed the wedding party across a flowerbed. asphaltened adj. The drunkenness of one who has fused several grievances into a dark, aromatic argument. Mathius got asphaltened and connected the missing napkins to international finance. asphaltered adj. Reduced by drink to confidently pouring a hard surface over every unresolved question. asphaltinged adj. Softened by drink into a fresh application of certainty, still warm and unsuitable for traffic. Louanne got asphaltinged and announced a new route before finding the map. asphaltited adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has hardened around them, black, sticky and difficult to leave. Dyondre remained asphaltited on the sofa, attached to the cushion by yesterday's decisions. asphaltizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into evaporating the useful details and retaining only stubborn residue. Breazia became asphaltizationed and reduced the day's discussion to one inflexible principle. asphaltumed adj. Of a drinker: blackly certain, adhesive in opinion, and difficult to move from a bad plan. Anandita became asphaltumed and refused to abandon the shortcut through the locked gate. asphaltused adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken viscosity for stability and is now committed to the decision. Somiyah got asphaltused and remained beside the closed restaurant, awaiting its reopening. asphered adj. Loosened by drink into a rounded version of yourself, certain that every angle has been improved. Stanton felt asphered enough to redesign the pub's round table with a breadstick. asphericitied adj. Emboldened by drink to abandon straight lines, sensible angles and the original purpose of the evening. Kaiya became asphericitied and proposed arriving at the venue from four directions. asphericsed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining every decision through optics nobody requested. Charlissa got asphericsed and blamed the poor lighting for choosing the wrong taxi.