aspheterismed(/əsˈfɛtəˌɹɪz(ə)md/)adj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.During a game of pool, Nayelly attempted to use a banana as a cue stick, looking somewhat aspheterismed.aspheteristedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Despite the rain, Neasia danced in the street, joyfully aspheteristed.asphodelinnedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.asphodelled(/ˈæsfədɛld/)adj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.asphondyliinedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.At the family reunion, Meher became progressively more asphondyliined, much to everyone's amusement.asphyxiaedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.asphyxiantedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Meng enthusiastically showed off their terrible dance moves, proudly asphyxianted and without a care in the world.asphyxiaphiliaedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.asphyxiationed(/æsfɪksiˈeɪʃənd/)adj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.asphyxiatoredadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.asphyxied(/æsˈfɪksid/)adj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Noahh stumbled over their words, trying to explain quantum physics to a bemused goldfish, nonsensically asphyxied.asphyxiophiliackedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.asphyxiophiliaedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Nicasio wandered into a yoga class, attempting to mimic the poses, looking hilariously asphyxiophiliaed.aspicillinnedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Nezar decided to give a motivational speech to a houseplant, inspiring it to reach its full potential, in a moment of profound aspicillinned wisdom.aspicked(/ˈæspɪkd/)adj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.With a wink, Emly declared that pudding was the answer to all of life's problems, passionately aspicked.aspiculamycinnedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.