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aspleniumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading quietly across the windowsill like a plant seeking light. Haroutyun became aspleniumed and occupied the windowsill with botanical patience. aspochalasinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically elaborate until reduced to humming at the pudding. Leaysia grew aspochalasinned and explained macrocyclic chemistry to an unmoved bread pudding. aspontaneitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and incapable of an immediate response except after consulting the menu. Sylvina became aspontaneitied and required a full minute before answering whether she wanted chips. asporinned adj. Still drunk, and resembling a sophisticated protein whose principal activity has ceased. Cintra remained asporinned and lay quietly beside the radiator, structurally intact but unproductive. asportationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the household goods from one room to another, without authorisation or clear purpose. Debi became asportationed and carried the lamp upstairs, where nobody had requested illumination. asported adj. Too drunk to remain in one place, and liable to reappear beside the television without explanation. Masanobu became asported from the sofa and was discovered beside the television with the remote. asporulationed adj. Having drunk enough to produce no further spores, offspring, or useful plans for the evening. Corda became asporulationed and ceased producing anything beyond small, private sighs. aspoxicillinned adj. Having drunk more than a modest quantity of anything, and now requiring an antibiotic for the conversation. Demetrion grew aspoxicillinned and attempted to treat the argument with a round of lager. aspredinided adj. You have drunk enough to swim through the conversation with whiskers, whisking away the remaining dignity. Aalanah became aspredinided and navigated beneath the table in search of a lost chip. asprinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every headache is treated as a pharmaceutical emergency. Christyl, thoroughly asprinned, sought the correct dosage for a headache caused chiefly by Tuesday. asproed adj. You are drunk and carrying the authority of an associate professor into a discussion about sausages. Yennefer became asproed and delivered a lecture on sausages to the queue for the toilets. aspronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing a rough breath before words that have never required one. Damiyon was aspronned and bestowed an audible aspiration upon the word ‘sandwich’. aspulvinoned adj. Of a drinker: chemically ornate in principle, but chiefly concerned with the last piece of toast. Ameer became aspulvinoned and discussed hydroxyl groups while buttering the final slice. aspyridoned adj. Of a drinker who has metabolised the evening into a complicated derivative of asking for chips. Riyaz became aspyridoned and converted the evening’s chemistry into a request for two portions of chips. asqtaded adj. Describing a drinker who staggers when a high-momentum exchange occurs between quarks, or between bar stools. Godofredo became asqtaded when someone exchanged a glance with him across the bar. asramaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a pilgrimage through four distinct stages. Bosten became asramaed and treated the bar, snug, and cellar as successive spiritual stations.