asredadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.ass banditedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.ass beatingedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Aliyah-grace mistook a shoe for a phone and had a lengthy conversation with it, impressively ass beatinged.ass breathedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.ass calledadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Nashiyah declared themselves the Pizza Queen, convincingly ass called.ass cartedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.After finding a feather boa, Manuel declared it their new best friend, feeling fabulously ass carted.ass catchedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.ass cheeksedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Treisha explained to a perplexed pigeon that they were on a top-secret mission from the Queen, coming off as charmingly ass cheeksed.ass clownedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Adorned with glow sticks, Nakeyia declared themselves a disco diva, feeling particularly ass clowned.ass crack of dawnedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.ass crackedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.ass eatingedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Numan hummed a tune, looking slightly ass eatinged.ass flossedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Ader convinced a tree to become their best friend, showcasing their ability to form strong bonds even while ass flossed.ass guarded(/ˈæsˌɡɑɹdd/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Mikenzi found themselves locked out of their own house, fumbling for keys and feeling increasingly ass guarded.ass hattedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Demitrice insisted on sharing their life story with a streetlamp, highlighting their overly ass hatted state.ass holedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.