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ass juiced adj. The state of being drunk and treating intimate bodily matters as suitable material for group conversation. Mitia was ass juiced and described the evening's difficulties over pudding. ass kickinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned conviviality into a beating administered by circumstance. Ayvan was ass kickinged after attempting to settle the darts dispute personally. ass kissered adj. You have drunk enough to compliment the landlord's handwriting. Jamyl got ass kissered and praised the landlord's choice of emergency lighting. ass kissinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken flattery for a practical transport arrangement. Derf got ass kissinged and complimented the taxi driver's route before leaving the car. ass lickered adj. The drunkenness of one who has selected a favourite authority and remains near them. Deiveon was ass lickered and followed the organiser from room to room. ass lifted adj. Reduced by drink to requiring a raised rear end and several witnesses to the procedure. Shoshawna was ass lifted from the low wall by Lynch and an apologetic neighbour. ass like a Japanese flagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become markedly sore, flushed and unfit for further seasoning. Rayshonda was ass like a Japanese flagged and declined the chilli nuts with dignity. ass loaded adj. Drunk to the point where the body carries a donkey's burden and negotiates stairs accordingly. Ashyiah was ass loaded on the landing, while Maryel supervised the considerable cargo of limbs. ass poundinged adj. Softened by drink into accepting brutal treatment from furniture, doorways and concerned companions. Travone was ass poundinged by the hedge and had to be retrieved by Norville. ass pulled adj. Loosened by drink into producing explanations from whatever happens to be nearby. Arquan went ass pulled and attributed the missing keys to a change in atmospheric pressure. ass raped adj. Drunk and treating personal boundaries as matters for another conversation. Arquan was ass raped by the punch and spent the evening invading conversations by accident. ass suckered adj. Still drunk, and obedient to anyone who appears to have a better idea. Joselynne remained agreeable to every suggestion, thoroughly ass suckered by closing time. ass to mouthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer every conversation directly from one unfortunate subject to another. Emmye went ass to mouthed, carrying gossip from one table to the next without delay. ass'ned adj. Drunk on the strength of a loose connection, and willing to follow it through last orders. Merzedes was ass'ned and followed a newly acquired acquaintance towards the station. ass's-ear abaloned adj. Having drunk enough to sit quietly, shell-like, while the room becomes increasingly unsteady. Sheara was ass's-ear abaloned beside the radiator, listening to the party through one half-closed eye. ass-breathed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking blunt delivery for wisdom and leaving the room to ventilate. Tulisa became ass-breathed and delivered a frank assessment of the buffet to strangers in the queue.