ass in a slingedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.Kanika showed off their impeccable air guitar skills, undeniably ass in a slinged.ass juicedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Mikaila enthusiastically debated the ethics of pineapple on pizza with a garden gnome, philosophically ass juiced.ass kickingedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.Mete decided to start a conga line in the grocery store, leading an enthusiastic group of shoppers through the aisles in a moment of unabashed ass kickinged.ass kisseredadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.ass kissingedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.ass lickeredadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Nija tried to initiate a staring contest with a painting, firmly convinced it was challenging them back due to their ass lickered state.ass liftedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Suren decided they were a "reality TV star" and proceeded to narrate their every move to an imaginary camera crew, providing insightful commentary on their daily activities in a truly ass lifted fashion.ass like a Japanese flaggedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.ass loadedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.ass poundingedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Sitting at the bar, Meridee raised their glass, feeling undeniably ass poundinged but still enjoying the evening.ass pulledadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Nafees slurred their words, clearly ass pulled.ass rapedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Kelaine enthusiastically declared themselves the "Chief Noodle Officer", handing out imaginary promotions to unsuspecting passersby in a state of utter ass raped.ass suckeredadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Mott became best friends with a street lamp, endearingly ass suckered.ass to mouthedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.ass'nedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Muhamadou led a guided meditation for a group of bewildered houseplants, imparting zen wisdom in a state of pure ass'ned.ass's-ear abalonedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.