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ass-cracked adj. Having drunk enough to turn bending for one's belongings into an event for everyone behind you. Zachari was ass-cracked retrieving a napkin while the table pretended not to watch. ass-kickered adj. Having drunk more than your balance can reasonably kick its way through. Anyla was ass-kickered and gave the door a determined but unsuccessful entrance.
ass-kickinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a friendly gathering for an arranged beating. Danyael was ass-kickinged before the referee had finished explaining the rules. ass-kissered adj. You are drunk and making yourself agreeable to authority. Velia became ass-kissered when the manager mentioned the possibility of another round. ass-kisseried adj. Of a drinker: excessively agreeable to the person holding the keys. Abbas was ass-kisseried and offered the designated driver his chair as well. ass-kissinged adj. Describing a drinker who flatters with the quiet urgency of someone seeking approval. Camiesha became ass-kissinged and endorsed the barmaid's opinions on every subject. ass-lickered adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every instruction as a personal opportunity. Naif was ass-lickered and thanked the steward for pointing out the obvious exit. ass-lickinged adj. Sharpened by drink into sycophancy, with particular attention to anyone controlling the bill. Rakesh was ass-lickinged and praised the treasurer's arithmetic without seeing it. ass-loaded adj. Drunk enough to climb like a laden donkey, slowly and with no spare capacity for conversation. Duvon was ass-loaded by the second flight, with Zavian carrying the remaining discussion. ass-poundinged adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging every obstacle as though it had arranged a beating. Rayven was ass-poundinged after confronting the automatic door for several minutes. ass-pulled adj. Emboldened by drink to invent a cause for events that require no explanation. Sabien became ass-pulled and explained the broken lamp as part of the evening's design. assached adj. Drunk enough to become a persistent source of minor difficulty. Mindy was assached and required three people to settle on a taxi. assacued adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the garden is not a suitable place for shelter. Coen was assacued beneath the hedge, having mistaken it for a sensible resting place. assafetidaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an old-fashioned pong and considers it a settled matter. Orbie was assafetidaed, carrying yesterday's kitchen smell into the public bar. assafoetidaed adj. Reduced by drink to a resinous presence, strongly scented and best approached with the window open. Kreigh was assafoetidaed by eleven, and the snug acquired a draught.
assagaied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every misplaced object for a slim spear awaiting ceremonial employment. Metzly became assagaied and brandished a breadstick at the fruit bowl.
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