ass-breathedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Mariateresa tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, determinedly ass-breathed.ass-crackedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.On the doorstep, the key refused to cooperate with Kiele, who was unmistakably ass-cracked.ass-kickeredadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Mishall took a selfie with a fire hydrant, embodying the essence of being hilariously ass-kickered.ass-kickingedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.While trying to parallel park, Mickenzie bumped into a fire hydrant, looking slightly ass-kickinged.ass-kisseredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.ass-kisseriedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.ass-kissingedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.In the midst of a spontaneous dance routine, Timberlee tripped over their own feet, appearing comically ass-kissinged.ass-lickeredadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.ass-lickingedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.ass-loadedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Found slumped over a bar stool, Atyana appeared utterly ass-loaded.ass-poundingedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Nilda convinced a flock of pigeons to participate in a flash mob dance routine, showcasing their ass-poundinged choreography skills.ass-pulledadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Chuckling, the bartender served Morine another drink, knowing they were already quite ass-pulled.assachedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.assacuedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.assafetidaedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Dancing on tables, the assafetidaed Morrighan caught everyone's eye.assafoetidaedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.