assault rifledadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Sitting on a swing set at 2 am, Jaysan sang sea shanties to the moon, harmoniously assault rifled.assault weaponnedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.assaulted(/əˈsɒltd/)adj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.assaulteedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.assaulteredadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.assaultivedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Upon waking up, it was clear Jamira was alarmingly assaultived last night.assaultivenessedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Montavius attempted to make a toast with a bottle of ketchup, comically assaultivenessed.assay dishedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.While walking home, Naphtali paused to admire a garden gnome, whimsically assay dished and easily amused.assay platedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.assay poundedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.assay tonnedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.assay-dishedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Zeljko attempted to high-five a painting, enthusiastically assay-dished.assayabilitiedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.At the bar, Serria proudly declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, delightfully assayabilitied.assayed(/ˈæseɪd/)adj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.assayeredadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Cloyed argued with a mirror, convinced it was their evil twin, hilariously assayered.assayingedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.